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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 07:57 PM
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My customer just asked me if I'm into older women.
And if I'm single.

Sweet zombie Jesus.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 07:58 PM
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1. !
Well stop being hot and sexy and maybe you won't get the cougars all sniffin' up on ya. :D
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 07:59 PM
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2. I can't help it, dammit!
And it's only my voice!
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 08:01 PM
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4. Wow...
you must have a very sexy voice!
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 08:02 PM
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5. Apparently.
That's what my girlfriend says anyway.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 08:23 PM
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14. Well now you know it's not just her...
you really do. :)
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 08:24 PM
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15. Ask GirlinContempt about it.
She could confirm or deny it. :P
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 08:06 PM
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6. Am a single older woman
Edited on Sat Dec-20-08 08:06 PM by Whoa_Nelly


Call me.




:rofl: :P :rofl:
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 08:09 PM
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7. I told her I'm not single and she said "That doesn't matter, neither am I."
Edited on Sat Dec-20-08 08:09 PM by primate1
Cougariffic.
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 08:21 PM
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11. How long did you two chat?
you do tech calls?
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 08:22 PM
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12. The call went about a half hour.
Yeah, strictly tech support.
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 08:33 PM
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16. My, but you're a helpful young man!

Do you get offers like this a lot?


my o my :blush:
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 08:38 PM
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17. Nope, not often, haha.
:P
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 09:05 PM
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19. Aha! But, you have had them in the past!
Admit it!
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 08:01 PM
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3. Hey now....
I was just teasing you, tiger!:* :rofl:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 08:15 PM
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8. Meow!!
COUGAR ALERT!!!!!!!
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 08:20 PM
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9. Did you ask her for pics?
If not, you need to turn in your man card...
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 08:21 PM
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10. I never got a man card.
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 08:22 PM
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13. well then
I suppose I better talk to Johnson down in personnel...

Sorry 'bout that, we will get it out to you asap.

:P
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Lyric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 08:39 PM
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18. Cougar 101
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f864dd6cf8/cougar-101-with-hunter-parrish-from-hunter-parrish-rachael-harris-and-laura-kightlinger
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 09:26 PM
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21. so offensive
and yest so funny.
a free map and gift certificate to dave and busters!!
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 10:12 PM
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23. OMG!
A free map!

:woohoo:

RL
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Lyric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 10:18 PM
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24. What's sad is that there are lovers of women out there
who would probably be truly grateful for it!

:rofl:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 09:21 PM
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20. Sweet!
Now you're a man.
Manny man man!

Two night's worth of ear worm!

:woohoo:
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 09:35 PM
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22. must be your sexy voice, primate!
Edited on Sat Dec-20-08 09:36 PM by tigereye

:rofl: Just tell her you're flattered, but taken....



whoops, on edit, I see that is what you said. People are a trip, aren't they?
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