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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-08 09:11 PM
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Fuck...I got caught with Kudzu
I was over my sisters house and nobody was in the family room ( they were all in the dining room eating ham ), so I decided to spark up the old Kudzu bong...problem is, the entire neighborhood showed up at the front door about a half-hour later wondering what the hell the big deal was! Then, my sister and her family came rushing in to the family room wondering what the fuck was going on, and before I knew it, the entire COUNTY showed up....and all of a sudden Ed Rendell was on TV talking about it...the next thing I know is my sisters house was a media frenzy!!!#@!# I"M SERIES@@@! And nobody could figure out what the big deal was!!!! They just felt the need to BE THERE!!@ They couldn't frigging explain it!!!!1

What the hell did I do wrong here? Should I shun my sister because some camera-man is taking a dump on her lawn because this has made the news for the past seven hours and they are waiting for something exciting to happen and she is threatening to sue ME for the hardship? Who will clean up her lawn? I absolutely REFUSE to clean up human shit!!!

Please DU, I need your support!!!@
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-08 09:14 PM
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1. You should have just smoked some pot.
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-08 09:18 PM
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2. You're right! If I only knew.....
:-(
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-08 09:32 PM
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3. Sounds like you're going places
I'm bullish on that.
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-08 09:36 PM
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4. Are you sure you were not caught BY Kudzu?






It has been known to overrun a body during a short nap..
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Incitatus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-08 11:12 PM
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5. Dogs eat shit.
Just sprinkle some bacon bits on it.

:silly:
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