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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 05:58 PM
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Poll question: Will feces-throwing howler monkeys take over GD-P2004 tonight?
Or will it be the stealthier 'shove a blade under your 5th rib' crowd who gains the upper hand?

:P
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 06:00 PM
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1. Do NOT mock feces-throwing howler monkeys.
Some of my best friends are feces-throwing howler monkeys.

GD Fight Club, on the other hand, I stay away from those fuckers. ;)
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 06:01 PM
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2. LOL!
It was as close to an 'apt' animal analogy as I could get, unless it were a rabid wombat. :P
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WoodrowFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 06:22 PM
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13. I notice you have a picture of one at the bottom of your post too.
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 06:24 PM
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14. Again, sir, I ask you to cast no such aspersions on the good name...
...of feces-throwing howler monkeys.
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jonnyblitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 06:01 PM
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3. that word "feces" always cracks me up for some reason.
:shrug:
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 06:01 PM
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4. What's that saying...?
Take a million monkeys, with a million typewriters, for a million years...
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AndyP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 06:03 PM
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7. and you get a GWB speech
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 06:12 PM
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12. Shit. That only takes two monkeys and about 15 minutes.
ook.
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 07:46 PM
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22. Don't insult monkeys that way!
:P
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gyopsy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 06:02 PM
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5. Sure will
Just like every night.
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citizen snips Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 06:03 PM
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6. We are all going to die.
If we stay in that forum any longer.
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 06:05 PM
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8. I heard the sounds...
Of steel blades being ground on whetstones. Tonight will be dangerous there, and tomorrow doubly so.

:scared:
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citizen snips Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 06:11 PM
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11. It will be a long night.
And a deadly night woe is anyone who steps foot in GD:2004.
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 06:07 PM
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9. Whatever Happens Will Be God's Will
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 06:11 PM
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10. Hmmm...
I've read the Bible from cover to cover several times, and don't remember a single mention of feces-throwing holwler monkeys, unless it was in the story about Noah...:P
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hatrack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 06:26 PM
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16. No, those were crab-eating macaques!
Some conservative interpretations of the Bible state, however, that they were spider monkeys.
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 06:27 PM
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17. Damn those fundies!
:P
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 06:28 PM
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19. Maybe Some Of Your Pages Were Stuck Together
:P
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Lizz612 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 06:25 PM
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15. Neither
The crowd that takes over tonight will be the the howler monkeys that work in groups of three; two of them throw feces at each other and the third comes up and shoves a blade under your 5th rib while you are watching the others. Damn sneaky buggers.
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 06:28 PM
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18. They've started already, I fear...
I was in the briefly...
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 06:30 PM
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20. Have ye no faith in your moderators????
:( .....

;)
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-04 06:35 PM
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21. Of COURSE I do, Laura.
But you guys can only wade through so much howler-monkey feces in a given time period. The sheer VOLUME may overwhelm you, temporarily.:P
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