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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-08 11:56 PM
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I'm eating a cream puff that looks like a very impressive penis with a chocolate string around it
I wonder if the string's to remind me to buy powdered-sugar condoms. :shrug:
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oshyposhy Donating Member (596 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-08 12:19 AM
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1. this
just reads all sorts of wrong.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-08 12:28 AM
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2. Then
my work here is done.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-08 12:29 AM
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3. ...
:rofl: X eleven.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-08 12:32 AM
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4. ... I ain't touchin' this one with an 8 inch pole...
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-08 12:53 AM
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5. Dude. You SO went up to the bakery counter and were all like,


"...no, no, the one a little more to the left... I mean your left, okay, um, the row closer to you. YES! That's it! THAT'S the cream puff I want!!!"
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-08 12:58 AM
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6. Is this your Bill Cosby impersonation?
:D
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-08 01:01 AM
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9. I was thinking more along the lines of Judy Tenuta,


...my loooove piggie!
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-08 12:59 AM
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7. OOPS, wrong location!
Edited on Sun Dec-28-08 01:00 AM by Dangerously Amused
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-08 01:07 AM
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10. Ah, okay
On "It's True, It's True," Cosby did a riff on candy store proprietors who didn't know what you were pointing at.



"I want six of the orange ones with the stripe down the side."

"This one?"

"No, underneath... see where your hand is?"

"Yeah."

"Not there."



:D
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-08 01:09 AM
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11. I never heard that one but it sounds hilarious. Love his stuff!


I will have to go search for it on youtube now.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-08 01:14 AM
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12. I think it's in the bit about Mr. Ike
The guy who had the only teevee in the neighborhood and chewed Red Man tobacco. :D
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-08 12:06 PM
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19. Thanks, "Mr. Ike" will help me find it.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-08 01:00 AM
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8. TTIWWOP
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-08 01:37 AM
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14. TL
IDEIA. :P
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-08 01:46 AM
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16. Wha???
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-08 01:49 AM
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17. Too Late
I Done Et It Already. :)
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-08 01:30 AM
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13. WTF?!
A chocolate String? not even going there :scared:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-29-08 12:24 PM
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20. Right? That was exactly my first thought.


:scared:

Followed almost immediately by, ooooh, there's really good copycat potential here!!
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-08 01:42 AM
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15. Oh goody, now I get to use this!
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-08 02:07 AM
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18. ummmm I don't even know what to make of this...
but cream puffs in general are delicious :P
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