How can men be snipers if they can't "aim"?

undeterred

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Thu Jan-01-09 01:18 PM
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How can men be snipers if they can't "aim"?

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Inchworm

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Thu Jan-01-09 01:20 PM
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1. Your hands clean?

Snipers get a spotter yanno :D

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retread

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Thu Jan-01-09 01:26 PM
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2. No problem if you shoot from a sitting position. n/t

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billyskank

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Thu Jan-01-09 01:27 PM
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3. Because the stream is a bit wayward and difficult to control

Sometimes you even get two streams at angles to one another, making it almost impossible to get it all in the bowl!

Sometimes the two jets join together and form a golden helix, it's quite beautiful actually.

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ghostsofgiants

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Thu Jan-01-09 02:02 PM
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9. Bahaha, golden helix.

But yeah, you never know what way that stuff is gonna come out. It's a surprise every time!

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Xipe Totec

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Thu Jan-01-09 02:21 PM
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17. You should never cross the streams

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Jamastiene

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Thu Jan-01-09 02:21 PM
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18. That is downright poetic.

Edited on Thu Jan-01-09 02:21 PM by Jamastiene

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MilesColtrane

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Thu Jan-01-09 02:50 PM
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21. Ah...the heartache of Split Stream Syndrome.

Maybe we need Sally Struthers in an infomercial asking for donations.

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Fire Walk With Me

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Thu Jan-01-09 01:28 PM
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4. Aim improves with the quality of the target.

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Ivan Sputnik

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Thu Jan-01-09 01:30 PM
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5. Nature didn't think to give us a gunsight

pity

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Road Scholar

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Thu Jan-01-09 01:45 PM
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6. Shorter barrels are less acurate. nt

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Fire Walk With Me

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Thu Jan-01-09 01:48 PM
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7. At least we don't have to spend thousands of dollars on toilet water heaters

because we're afraid of dipping into the cold, cold water each and every morning. x( :P

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ghostsofgiants

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Thu Jan-01-09 02:03 PM
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10. They make those?

*makes mental note*

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Fire Walk With Me

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Thu Jan-01-09 02:07 PM
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12. Come on bro, if you had that problem you would have invented the solution

;)

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ghostsofgiants

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Thu Jan-01-09 02:14 PM
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14. ...

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Fire Walk With Me

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Thu Jan-01-09 02:17 PM
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15. Trust me- Cover a cucumber in tin foil and put it in your pants.

It works every time, especially if you're a rock star.

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Jamastiene

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Thu Jan-01-09 02:19 PM
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16. ...

:spray:

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skygazer

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Thu Jan-01-09 01:49 PM
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8. Not all men are snipers

Only a chosen few.

My husband has his marksman's badge. :patriot:

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Orrex

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Thu Jan-01-09 02:04 PM
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11. Usually, a guy doesn't have a telescopic sight on his penis

Not that mine couldn't easily accommodate one, but my aim in this regard has never necessitated artificial enhancement.

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Fire Walk With Me

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Thu Jan-01-09 02:09 PM
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13. Indeed. We were given testicles, not reticles.

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undeterred

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Thu Jan-01-09 02:35 PM
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19. If seeing the toilet bowl requires a telescope

you need new glasses... or else you're really tall.

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wartrace

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Thu Jan-01-09 02:42 PM
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20. Some guys just "spray & pray"- others aim. n/t

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