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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 09:56 AM
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Poll question: Is 10 AM too early to be drinking whiskey directly from the bottle with a straw while naked?
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 09:57 AM
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1. n ah
but you should have some friends over too.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 09:59 AM
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2. If I had any friends, I wouldn't be drinking whiskey, from the bottle,
with a straw, naked, at 10 AM.
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 10:06 AM
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12. why not?
what could be better?
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oshyposhy Donating Member (596 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 09:59 AM
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3. Crap, it's only 9am here...should I wait until 10?
*sets bottle down and looks for some clothes*
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 10:00 AM
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4. Whiskey at 9 AM is disgusting.
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oshyposhy Donating Member (596 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 10:02 AM
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6. well feck
I better switch to gin.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 10:03 AM
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7. Alcohol is the tool of the devil.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 10:05 AM
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10. I thought that was Dick Cheney
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 10:06 AM
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13. No, he's just a tool.
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oshyposhy Donating Member (596 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 10:07 AM
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14. Dude, I married the Devil


I deserve to drink whenever I want.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 10:01 AM
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5. Whiskey and cornflakes
the breakfast of Champions
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oshyposhy Donating Member (596 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 10:25 AM
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28. blech
Do not like teh cornflakes!
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 10:04 AM
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8. Not that I have much expertise on such matters, but doesn't it stand to reason that
no straw would be involved in drinking something "directly from the bottle"? :dunce:

Mornin', Queens! :hug:
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 10:05 AM
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9. You and your logic...
:P
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 10:11 AM
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15. I know. It'll be my downfall, for sure.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 10:06 AM
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11. Ooops. I worded that incorrectly.
Must be the booze.

Good morning Heidi, and welcome to Queens.

:hug:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 10:11 AM
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16. Did I just hear you _burp_?
I'm certain I just heard you burp. :rofl:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 10:12 AM
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17. Men don't burp...that's an urban legend.
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 10:14 AM
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18. Nor are they flammable.
That's another urban legend perpetuated by liberal hand wringers. :rofl:
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 10:15 AM
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19. Chets nuts roasting on an open fire
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 10:19 AM
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22. Urban legend.
:rofl:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 10:16 AM
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20. My mother used to use a wringer washer years ago...
Are you saying she is a legend?

*burp*
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 10:18 AM
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21. I'm just guessing,
but if she gave birth to you, she probably is legendary, at the very least. :)
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 10:19 AM
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23. What website?
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 10:22 AM
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26. You might want to try
this one.

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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 10:24 AM
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27. Thank you, but...
nothing burns in Queens. :rofl:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 10:25 AM
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29. Why is that, philboy?
I mean, I'm glad to know your back hair is safe, but why doesn't anything burn in Queens?
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 10:27 AM
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30. Heidi...
How should I know...what do I look like, a scientist? :rofl:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 10:34 AM
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You do look kind of like a scientist.
Especially in the morning, when you're mixing breakfast. :rofl:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 10:36 AM
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32. That looks like my back shaving kit!
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 10:37 AM
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34. Ya know, I generally look down my nose at internet acronyms, but that's
TMI. :rofl:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 10:39 AM
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36. I generally find it impossible to...
look down my nose while shaving my back. :rofl:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 10:34 AM
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31. Self-delete. Dupe.
Edited on Tue Jan-06-09 10:35 AM by Heidi
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 10:36 AM
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33. That looks like my back shaving kit!
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 10:38 AM
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35. I suspected you had an artistic side.
Edited on Tue Jan-06-09 10:38 AM by Heidi
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 10:40 AM
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37. Holy sweet Jesus...
:rofl:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 10:20 AM
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24. Lord I hope not.
Or else I'll have to find something else to do.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 10:21 AM
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25. There is nothing else to be done...
Whiskey is the only solution. :hi:
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 10:54 AM
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38. Are you using one of them fun twisty straws?
If not, why not?
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 11:30 AM
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41. Game over. He used the term "back shaving kit" upthread,
so all bets are off.
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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 11:10 AM
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39. What color is the straw?
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Marrah_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 11:26 AM
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40. Only if you are already at work
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 02:14 PM
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42. Not in New Orleans, brah!
and, as it happens, today (tonight, actually) marks the official beginning of Carnival season! :beer:

Current local time in NOLA: 1:14 PM. You're good to go!
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