I ate my neighbour...... - Democratic Underground

flvegan

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Sat Jan-10-09 07:58 PM
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I ate my neighbour......

That's right, copycat baybee!

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Dr. Strange

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Sat Jan-10-09 07:59 PM
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1. Nice copycat, flcarnivore.

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flvegan

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Sat Jan-10-09 08:02 PM
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2. I can't wait for name change amnesty '09.

Cuz I've got a new handle. Thanks, DuhStrange.

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BeachBaby

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Sat Jan-10-09 08:08 PM
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4. Yo, baby....

Where you been hiding all day?

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Sat Jan-10-09 08:17 PM
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9. I was thinking more along the lines of

Flannibal Lector actually...:scared:

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Dr. Strange

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Sat Jan-10-09 08:22 PM
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12. Flannibal Lector!

That name kicks ass! :applause:

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Sat Jan-10-09 08:24 PM
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13. btw

like my new sigline?:)

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Dr. Strange

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Sat Jan-10-09 08:26 PM
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16. Hell yeah!

Now, what do I do with that pic link you sent me?

:evilgrin:

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Sat Jan-10-09 08:29 PM
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20. two words...

Carrot Top :evilgrin:

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BeachBaby

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Sat Jan-10-09 08:24 PM
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14. I knew there was a reason I liked you.

That's brilliant. :thumbsup:

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Shell Beau

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Sat Jan-10-09 08:03 PM
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3. I knew you weren't vegan.

You can't fool me!

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flvegan

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Sat Jan-10-09 08:08 PM
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5. Oddly enough, my neighbor was made entirely of soy cheese.

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Shell Beau

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Sat Jan-10-09 08:09 PM
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6. That explains the helicopter overhead!

Duh!

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flvegan

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Sat Jan-10-09 08:15 PM
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7. They were after my neighbor for being faux cheese?

Is that a dairy crime?

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Shell Beau

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Sat Jan-10-09 08:20 PM
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10. I am quite ashamed! As a vegan, you should know that!

Tsk! Tsk!

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Inchworm

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Sat Jan-10-09 08:16 PM
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8. Was she hot?

:hide:

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flvegan

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Sat Jan-10-09 08:20 PM
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11. Nice catch.

And yes, she was. Tired and smiling by the time I left, too.

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Inchworm

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Sat Jan-10-09 08:24 PM
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15. Wouldn't it be funny

if the edit was something like.. "did you find a mule and ride it long?"

Ok.. I laughed in my head :D

:toast:

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flvegan

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Sat Jan-10-09 08:28 PM
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19. I'd laugh.

But I'm twisted.

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BarenakedLady

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Sat Jan-10-09 08:30 PM
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22. I don't get it.

But then again I'm not a pevvy hillbilly, so whatevah.

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Inchworm

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Sat Jan-10-09 08:34 PM
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27. I've lost my mind

and being silly

Scratch "was she hot"..

change to "did you find a mule and ride it long?"

Nice catch.
And yes, she was. Tired and smiling by the time I left, too.

See? Silly :D

:blush:

Beats TV!

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BarenakedLady

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Sat Jan-10-09 08:36 PM
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I'm just slow

And tired and distracted. Thanks for spelling it out for me.

:P

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mcctatas

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Sat Jan-10-09 08:27 PM
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17. Did they taste like chicken?

;)

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flvegan

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Sat Jan-10-09 08:29 PM
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21. Kiss me and find out.

:hide:

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mcctatas

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Sat Jan-10-09 08:30 PM
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23. OK, quick before Paddy gets here...

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flvegan

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Sat Jan-10-09 08:32 PM
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25. Okay, but I warn you, I'm *really* handsy.

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mcctatas

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Sat Jan-10-09 08:33 PM
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26. Oh thank God!

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flvegan

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Sat Jan-10-09 08:35 PM
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28. I also rarely stop at kissing...and being handsy.

Unless she's not into it, of course.

I wouldn't want Paddy to find us in a compromising position.

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mcctatas

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Sat Jan-10-09 08:36 PM
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30. I can think of SEVERAL positions that I wouldn't want Paddy to find

us in (or LeftyMom, she scares me a little)

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flvegan

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Sat Jan-10-09 08:39 PM
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31. Which position would be the top of your list?

Type s l o w l y, please.

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mcctatas

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Sat Jan-10-09 08:40 PM
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34. See now, if I answer that, some jackass will inevitably reply

"This post is useless without pics"

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flvegan

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Sat Jan-10-09 08:47 PM
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35. Probably me.

I'll just use my imagination.

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PaddyBlueEyes

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Mon Jan-12-09 12:44 AM
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51. ALRIGHT YOU TWO

YOU ARE BUSTED....

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mcctatas

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Mon Jan-12-09 12:47 AM
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53. He started it!

O8)

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PaddyBlueEyes

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Mon Jan-12-09 12:48 AM
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54. Yeah sure

turn my back for two days...LOL

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Dangerously Amused

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Sat Jan-10-09 08:27 PM
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18. Hi, Neighbor.

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flvegan

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Sat Jan-10-09 08:31 PM
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24. I could never eat Mr. Rogers.

He has a whole world of people in his walls, serviced by rail!

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Dangerously Amused

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Sat Jan-10-09 08:40 PM
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33. They... they lived in his walls?!

omg. :scared: In his walls, with all the mice and the bugs and the wall monster? But... how did they keep so clean? Where did the light come from? How did they fit a castle in the wall?

See, I don't think they lived in his walls. I think the rail service was to a whole 'nother dimension. That would explain a lot, including the talking animals.

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flvegan

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Sat Jan-10-09 08:48 PM
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36. How do we know

that Mr. Rogers wasn't the gatekeeper to this other dimension? Eating him might unleash the hordes of tiny little folks and talking animals!

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Dangerously Amused

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Sat Jan-10-09 08:59 PM
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37. Ohh! Ohh! Eat him! I wanna see the talking animals!

I always had a crush on Daniel Striped Tiger. :loveya:

The little people seem easy enough to deal with. Well, except Lady Elaine... she was always kind of a bitch. But anyway if they give us any trouble we just have to overthrow King Friday. And honestly, how difficult can that be? I mean, dude is like, what... six inches tall?

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flvegan

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Sat Jan-10-09 09:02 PM
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38. I'm not wasting my mouth and appetite on him.

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Dangerously Amused

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Sat Jan-10-09 09:05 PM
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40. Why do you hate talking animals?

:cry:

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flvegan

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Sat Jan-10-09 09:08 PM
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43. Because they're taking American jobs.

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Dangerously Amused

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Sat Jan-10-09 09:21 PM
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48. Hey now, they have families to feed too, you know.

Dude, you're living in a global economy. Time to be inclusive.

Besides, I'm sure they don't all speak English. And most of them probably can't do higher math, or drive a car, even. So realistically... how many jobs can they take?

So eat him! It's a small price to pay to free the talking animals!

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arcadian

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Sat Jan-10-09 08:35 PM
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29. That explains the police helicopters

It's you they are after, cannibal.

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flvegan

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Sat Jan-10-09 08:39 PM
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32. That's Flannibal.

(see upthread)

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lightningandsnow

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Sat Jan-10-09 09:03 PM
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39. I thought you were a vegan.

Therefore, you can haz neither cheezburger nor neighbor.

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BeachBaby

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Sat Jan-10-09 09:06 PM
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41. Maybe she's a vegetable.

Edited on Sat Jan-10-09 09:07 PM by JerseyGirlDem

Just sayin'. :P

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Sat Jan-10-09 09:13 PM
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44. .

:rofl:

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flvegan

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Sat Jan-10-09 09:14 PM
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45. But my neighbor was vegan.

Wait...that hurt my head.

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DarkTirade

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Mon Jan-12-09 12:46 AM
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52. They say you are what you eat.

Which means your vegan neighbor was 100% veggie. And therefore edible by your standards. :P

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BarenakedLady

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Sat Jan-10-09 09:06 PM
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42. That pic is awesome

:rofl:

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flvegan

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Sat Jan-10-09 09:14 PM
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46. A DUer made it for me

when I went on a Lounge "Morris Day and the motherf'ing Time" kick earlier this year.

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BarenakedLady

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Sat Jan-10-09 09:19 PM
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47. I went through that kick

Back in the 80's....Geeeez.

:eyes:

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flvegan

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Sat Jan-10-09 09:23 PM
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49. Jay and Silent Bob brought it back for me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaoJZ0wADIQ

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BarenakedLady

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Sat Jan-10-09 09:28 PM
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50. But I feel so old now

I'm more connected to the original

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7M6OqsCNJc&feature=related

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elleng

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Mon Jan-12-09 12:58 AM
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55. HUNGRY MUNGRY

Hungry Mungry sat at supper,
Took his knife and spoon and fork,
Ate a bowl of mushroom soup, ate a slice of roasted pork,
Ate a dozen stewed tomatoes, twenty-seven deviled eggs,
Fifteen shrimps, nine bakes potatoes,
Thirty-two fried chicken legs,
A shank of lamb, a boiled ham,
Two bowls of grits, some black-eye peas,
Four chocolate shakes, eight angel cakes,
Nine custard pies with Muenster cheese,
Ten pots of tea, and after he,
Had eaten all that he was able,
He poured some broth on the tablecloth
And ate the kitchen table.

>>>

http://www.qu-i-x.com/hungry.html

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