Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

MESSSAGE FROM GOD:

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread		 This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU
 
ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 08:21 AM
Original message
MESSSAGE FROM GOD:
God asked me, as her intermediery hear on earth to spread this message:

"I do not give a scriptural shit about football!"

Thank you.

Further updates will be provided as available

:)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
kayakjohnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 09:06 AM
Response to Original message
1. Good one.
And he was consequently more than a little offended by the song "Dropkick Me Jesus Through The Goalpost Of Life".
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 09:09 AM
Response to Original message
2. Quidditch, on the other hand ...
Edited on Sun Jan-11-09 09:10 AM by ashling
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 02:26 PM
Response to Reply #2
4. Heathenous sport, that.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 02:11 PM
Response to Original message
3. then why do you stand at the end of Notre Dam's stadium
proclaiming a score?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 02:30 PM
Response to Reply #3
5. I'm afraid rurallib has you there, God.
:rofl:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 05:33 PM
Response to Reply #5
10. And she's not too pleased with you right now either
She said that you are to wear these and repent:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 05:28 PM
Response to Reply #3
8. I am not God, I only report what she tells me
Edited on Sun Jan-11-09 05:36 PM by ashling
She said that is a personal matter and you are on her one step away from being on her shit list ... and that you should say 150 Hail Freddies

also, she asks: "What in the Blue Jesus is a Notre Dam?"
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Sebastian Doyle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 02:50 PM
Response to Original message
6. That's not what God told Homer Simpson!
Homer sits on the couch as the entire house is shaken as if by an earthquake.
(The TV set says, ``Uh-oh!'') A shaft of light pierces through the dark
clouds overhead, the Hand of God removes the roof of the house, and His
Almighty stands in the Simpsons television room.

God: Thou hast forsaken My Church!
Homer: Uh, kind-of... b-but...
God: But what!
Homer: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should
I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
God: Hmm... You've got a point there.
You know, sometimes even <I'd> rather be watching football...

God: Does Saint Louis still have a team?
Homer: Naw, they moved to Phoenix.
God: Oh. Right.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 05:41 PM
Response to Reply #6
12. She says that the Simpsons is
just allegorical, and not to take cartoons literally you schmuck ... her words, not mine
:shrug:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 03:38 PM
Response to Original message
7. That's RIGHT!!! Barry Bonds only cares about Baseball and himself!!
:hide:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 05:30 PM
Response to Original message
9. I got a memo from God.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 05:34 PM
Response to Original message
11. Mankind must have the silliest theology in the universe
Edited on Sun Jan-11-09 05:34 PM by hobbit709
To believe that God has nothing better to do than get them out of tight spots.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 05:52 PM
Response to Original message
13. "Except for the Crimson Tide."
"Bear Bryant sits at My right hand."
:-)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun May 05th 2024, 08:33 AM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators

Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC