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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 04:59 PM
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The beagle chewed up another pair of underwear while I was at church.
:grr:


She's lucky she's so damn lovable!!
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 05:00 PM
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1. Maybe she doesn't like wearing underwear.
:P
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surrealAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 10:38 PM
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14. Great response.
Thanks for the laugh.
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foxfeet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 05:24 PM
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2. Not to cast asparagus on your housekeeping, but why were they accessible?
:P
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 11:51 PM
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25. Because my hamper doesn't have a deadbolt. Yet. nt
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foxfeet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 12:31 AM
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29. Or a live bobcat inside.
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 05:25 PM
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3. You should be wearing them in church
:hide:
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 05:50 PM
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5. I have more than one pair....until the beagle finds the rest of them. nt
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 05:56 PM
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7. I hope I wasn't out of line.
:blush:
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 05:27 PM
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4. I get spam with this same headline all the time.
I really shouldn't click that link.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 05:54 PM
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6. Um...recently worn? Or freshly laundered?
That might be it.
;-)
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 06:04 PM
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8. Recently worn.
I need to buy a hamper with a lock!!
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 06:19 PM
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9. My German Shepherd went for my boots.
The older and stinkier the better.
Didn't tear them up, just liked to carry one around.
Security blanket?
;-)
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surrealAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 10:40 PM
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15. We've been keeping our hamper in the closet.
Our small hound would do the same thing if she could.
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 06:36 PM
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10. That'll teach you to go to church
You should have been at the park with the beagle.
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 06:38 PM
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11. Um, among other things,it's my job. nt
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 07:31 PM
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12. There's a sermon metaphor in there somewhere.
My dog stole a bra and hid it with his stuff but he didn't chew on it.
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MorningGlow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 10:27 PM
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13. Sleep with a baby blankie, get your smell on it, then give it to her to keep
She misses you and is comforted by your smell. My aunt had a dog that, when she was out for a while (to church too, come to think of it), used to drag ALL her "unmentionables"--underwear, pajamas, robe, etc.--into the living room and lay on them. The story goes that one day she invited the priest back to their house for lunch after church and, well, she wasn't thrilled at the stuff on display as soon as they walked in!
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 11:02 PM
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16. And the pastor didn't notice?
What kind of church do you go to where they don't notice that?
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 11:46 PM
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20. I am the pastor.
So, yeah. I noticed.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 11:12 PM
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17. Please please PLEASE tell me they were clean underwear
:scared:
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Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 11:25 PM
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18. I'm telling you, crotch flavored rawhides, we'd make a fortune
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 11:47 PM
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21. A special gift box for beagles--crotch flavored and cat poop flavored rawhides! nt
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cemaphonic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 11:40 PM
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19. Heh, Beagles.
My childhood dog was a beagle that was as dumb as a sack of rocks. But he was awfully lovable.
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 11:49 PM
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23. Oh, yeah. They're not the genius of the dog world.
Cute as a button and dumb as a stump!!
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 11:48 PM
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22. I suggest a two step training program. For you.
Step 1: Acquire a sturdy hamper with a lid.

Step 2: Use it religiously.
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 11:50 PM
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24. She nosed it open.
She's a beagle.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-11-09 11:59 PM
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26. Have you looked for one with a latch?
I know my mother has a gigantic wicker hamper that has a big metal latch on it, so somebody sells them.
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 12:03 AM
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27. I'm going to look for one. nt
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 12:22 AM
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28. you want I should kick some canine underwear-chewing ass, mycritters?
yes INDEED
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