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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 02:37 PM
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I have before me a list of jobs. Post here and I'll find one for you
by shutting my eyes and pointing randomly.

It is the best way.

:P
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 02:38 PM
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1. What could go wrong?
Hit me.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 02:51 PM
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6. Room attendant- waterpark.
;-)
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Coyote_Bandit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 11:21 AM
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116. Delete
Edited on Tue Jan-13-09 11:22 AM by Coyote_Bandit
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flying rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 02:38 PM
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2. Hope I get a good one
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 02:52 PM
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8. Cust. service rep. in call center
Oh
:puke:

!!!
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flying rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 02:57 PM
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Noooooooooooo1!11!111!1
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vixengrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 09:55 PM
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102. There are worse jobs
(respresenting for call center cube rats...:) )
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Fran Kubelik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 02:38 PM
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3. I need one of them.
Hit me.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 02:53 PM
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9. Food Service Worker- Senior Apartments.
;(
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Fran Kubelik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:26 PM
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47. Oy.
X(
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 02:47 PM
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4. I need a job
So go for it!
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 02:54 PM
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10. Electrician- Facilities.
:crazy:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 02:57 PM
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13. Wrong spot
Edited on Mon Jan-12-09 02:57 PM by Inchworm
:silly:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 02:58 PM
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14. She was talking to me, dumbass.
:eyes:

Drinking already?

:rofl:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:00 PM
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18. LoLoL
I'm on 2 pots of coffee and 2 Goody Powders...

wound for sound let me tell ya!

:blush:
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LaydeeBug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 02:48 PM
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5. Oooh! I could use a lifestyle change.
can't wait.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 02:54 PM
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11. Seasonal Driver Helper.
I don't even know what that means.
Why do people need "help" to drive?
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LaydeeBug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 02:35 PM
Response to Reply #11
122. rats. I'm not down with that.
Oh well. :hi:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 02:52 PM
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7. Woot! Do me!
I need something to do (other than all this stuff I need to be doing)

:hi:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 02:55 PM
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12. Physician (National Guard)
:scared:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 02:59 PM
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15. Excellent!
Turn your head and cough...

Just place your heels in the stirrups...

This will only hurt for a second...

The possibilities are endless!!!

:yoiks:
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 02:59 PM
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16. me
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:01 PM
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19. Reception Technician- Plasma Center.
That sounds like a robot.
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:03 PM
Response to Reply #19
21. Oh dear...
:rofl:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 02:59 PM
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17. okay...hit me with your best shot!
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:02 PM
Response to Reply #17
20. Geotechnical Engineer.
That sounds very smart.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:03 PM
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22. indeed...
But thats hilariously funny for someone who is so mechancially disinclined as I am..:rofl:
Actually the last job Reception Technician for Plasma lab..I've actually sort of done that..:crazy:
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:05 PM
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23. I've been looking for a job for months
Thank god you came along.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:13 PM
Response to Reply #23
27. Yo! "Product Ambassador "(skin care and cosmetics).
Exotic Avon rhetoric?
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:22 PM
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42. I don't even take care of my skin!
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:05 PM
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24. Me me me! This is fun!

:bounce:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:14 PM
Response to Reply #24
28. Women's Fit Associate- Size 18.
That could be a challenge.
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:16 PM
Response to Reply #28
31. HA!
:rofl:

Yep. Hehe...
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:06 PM
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25. Hit me, i need a change.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:15 PM
Response to Reply #25
29. Metallurgical Engineer.
Get ready to metallurge your socks off!
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:16 PM
Response to Reply #29
33. that's way better then the plastic injection molding i was looking into!
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:06 PM
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26. Okay, I'll bite. Whatcha got for me?
:)

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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:16 PM
Response to Reply #26
32. Oh! Pharmacist! Can you share the medicinal wealth?
:7
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 04:00 PM
Response to Reply #32
59. Sure! What's your pleasure?
:evilgrin:

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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:15 PM
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30. Bring it.... n/t
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:17 PM
Response to Reply #30
34. State Trooper Recruit!
:patriot:
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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:19 PM
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39. Does that mean I get a taser?
'cause I can think of a few people who need to be good and properly tazed....
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:17 PM
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35. Okay....
:)
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:18 PM
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37. Owner/Operator (Trucking Company)
You could drive the country and visit DUers!
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:18 PM
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36. I'd love to get a job from you
Obviously
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:19 PM
Response to Reply #36
38. Aughhh!
"Tax Preparer" for you!
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:20 PM
Response to Reply #38
40. Damn Skippy!
I hate doing tax returns. :(

Can we go for best 2 out of 3?? ;)
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Cabcere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:20 PM
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41. Hit me!
:P
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:22 PM
Response to Reply #41
43. "Forest Inventory". What an easy job!
Inventory= trees and grass and stuff.
Done.
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Cabcere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:23 PM
Response to Reply #43
44. Score!
Thanks, LaraMN. :D Off to inventory some forests...
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:33 PM
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53. I guess rock band manager wasn't on the list...
;)
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Cabcere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 05:19 PM
Response to Reply #53
84. LOL! Yeah, I think all those openings have been filled at this point...
...by bitchy lead singers' girlfriends. :P

(Um, I mean, other bitchy lead singers' girlfriends.) ;)
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:24 PM
Response to Reply #43
45. lol!


:rofl:
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:26 PM
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46. i need a job, so why not
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:29 PM
Response to Reply #46
49. Salon Stylist- JC Penney.
:D
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:31 PM
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51. green mohawks for all!
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:27 PM
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48. Job me
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:31 PM
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50. Loss Prevention Associate- K-Mart.
Who steals from K-Mart? If you're going to engage in thievery, wouldn't you do it at a store with better shit?
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:35 PM
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54. Nobody.
Not after I take over loss prevention and start enforcing the law House of Saud style
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 04:02 PM
Response to Reply #54
60. I have a Walmart story I could mention at this point.
But for a small fee, - I won't. :7
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 04:08 PM
Response to Reply #60
62. I didn't steal anything, I just left my dignity behind
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 05:25 PM
Response to Reply #62
89. Gawd. I knew it was you!
I worked at Wal-Mart for a short time, about 10 years ago.
Once, somebody jacked off in one of the fitting rooms on a pile of lingerie.
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:32 PM
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52. They just cut my hours down to 32 per week.
So hit me!
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:36 PM
Response to Reply #52
55. Oh! Floor Care Technician.
You will be technating floors, I suppose.
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:41 PM
Response to Reply #55
56. Gosh,I didn't know floors were so high-tech
Lemme pack my oscilliscope and my digital voltmeter. Hmmmm, now where's my soldering iron???
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Runcible Spoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:52 PM
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57. OK what ya got for me and my newly minted degree?
/crossing fingers....big money big money no whammies...
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 04:39 PM
Response to Reply #57
65. I hope your degree is in being a "Shop Helper."
'Cause that's what my finger pointed to!
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Runcible Spoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 05:30 PM
Response to Reply #65
92. WEEEEEE AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA KKKKKKKK
Back to plan B...growing hydroponix....:evilgrin:
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bikebloke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 03:53 PM
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58. Here's a pretty shitty job.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7823812.stm

I might apply for the craic.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 04:40 PM
Response to Reply #58
66. Wouldn't you rather be an "Inside Sales Professional"?
:o
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bikebloke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 04:46 PM
Response to Reply #66
79. I'd jump for a chance at a job in a cube.
Who wants fresh air and the outdoors on a paradisaical tropical island.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 04:03 PM
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61. Give me a job!
:)
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 04:41 PM
Response to Reply #61
68. Can't go wrong with "Part-Time Office Clerk."
I hope your clerking skills are fresh.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 04:45 PM
Response to Reply #68
75. My skills are indeed fresh!
:P ;) :)
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 04:11 PM
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63. Find me a job
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 04:42 PM
Response to Reply #63
69. Job this: "Pull-Up Salesperson."
Wha?
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 04:13 PM
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64. I could use a new one
:hi:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 04:43 PM
Response to Reply #64
70. "Overnight Logistics."
I assume this involves establishing the logistics of the overnight.
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 04:45 PM
Response to Reply #70
74. actually that sounds an awful much like my current job
although it also mean scheduling my various overnight deliveries. :evilgrin:
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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 04:41 PM
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67. Lemme have it, sista.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 04:44 PM
Response to Reply #67
73. Bartender.
As soon as you learn how to make appletinis and screwdrivers, I will visit you at work!
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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 04:46 PM
Response to Reply #73
77. w00t!
I'll be the best bartendress ever! :woohoo:
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 04:44 PM
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71. I could use a new job right about now!
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 04:45 PM
Response to Reply #71
76. Phlebotomist.
That one is scary to me.
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nickgutierrez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 04:44 PM
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72. I could use a new job.
What do you think?
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 04:46 PM
Response to Reply #72
78. You're going to install cable tv and internet.
:bounce:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 04:50 PM
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80. Employ me.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 05:09 PM
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81. Conveyor Belt Technician.
Woo-HOO!

:bounce:
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 05:15 PM
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82. ok
whatcha got for me? :)
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 05:19 PM
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83. Dental Assistant!
:D
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 05:29 PM
Response to Reply #83
91. cool
do I get to sharpen the drill bits? :D
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4 t 4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 05:20 PM
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85. May I have one please
in Chicago-
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 05:22 PM
Response to Reply #85
86. Bonus! "Mystery Shopper!"
I think you get to wear a cape for that job.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 05:23 PM
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87. Sock it to me!
:)
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 05:24 PM
Response to Reply #87
88. Parking lot attendant!
Maximum excitement!
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malta blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 05:28 PM
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90. I would like a job please
:hi:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 05:30 PM
Response to Reply #90
93. "Computer Instructor."
You will be instructing computers as well as monitoring their progress on an ongoing basis.
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 06:49 PM
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94. I'm on furlough for 6 weeks
whacha got?

:hi:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 09:28 AM
Response to Reply #94
104. "Plans Examiner".
It might mean plans for world domination! That could be an important job!

:o
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 06:50 PM
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95. already have one, but what the hey! It's probably time for a second career!

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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 09:31 AM
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105. Travel Agent!
That could be cool!
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 11:13 AM
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113. actually that would be!


or armchair traveler...


:hi:
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 09:09 PM
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96. I could probably use one soon...
Heeeelllllp!!
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 09:32 AM
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106. Accounts Payable Clerk.
That does not sound adrenaline-inducing.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 01:10 PM
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118. I even have experience
I used to work for a guy back East who constantly bounced checks, including ours. He was affectionately known as "the Little Dunce" (he stands 5'6" in his stocking feet, in which he walked around the office all day). :dunce:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 09:13 PM
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97. im in
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 09:32 AM
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107. Postal Positions.
That sounds dirty.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 09:41 PM
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98. Yay! What can I do?
:)
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 09:33 AM
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108. "Virtual Consultant/Coach"
For what, I don't know. Soccer? Tennis? Life?
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 09:44 PM
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99. Whaddaya got? nt
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 09:35 AM
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109. Mobile Automotive Repair Technician.
Sooo... a tow truck driver?
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 09:45 PM
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100. Get me re-employed, Lara! Do you finger thing to me!
Just don't tutch the but.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 09:37 AM
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110. Data Entry.
You can make it fun. Just throw a random obscenity into your data, occasionally.
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AwakeAtLast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 09:45 PM
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101. Hello there!
:hi:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 09:37 AM
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111. Store Manager- Lids.
I think it's a hat store.
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AwakeAtLast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 04:58 PM
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123. It is a hat store.
And I hate hats, go figure! ;)
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 10:22 PM
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103. lay it on me baby
:hi:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 09:39 AM
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112. "Own Your Own Pak Mail Center"
I don't know what that means, but you will own something!

:hi:
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deutsey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 11:16 AM
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114. This will work as well as my real job search...perhaps even better.
Whacha got for me?
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 11:20 AM
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115. Residential House Cleaner.
It has been disclosed that you have mad skills of residential house cleaning.
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deutsey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 11:27 AM
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117. You know...you're right!
Residential house cleaning has only been a hobby of mine, a private passion, if you will...until now! I'm goig to submit my resignation to my current employer and go find me some houses to clean! :-P
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 01:13 PM
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119. sure...My "career" is a sad joke. I need a new job --
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 01:16 PM
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120. I'm feeling lucky today. Whatcha got?
:hi:
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riverdale Donating Member (881 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 02:01 PM
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121. I need a job to put food on my family
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 05:08 PM
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124. I'm game...
*tapping fingers*
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 05:12 PM
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125. whoop-de-do!
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 06:11 PM
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126. What's avaliable? I'll be looking soon
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