He he he, I love trashing a product to a telemarketer who agrees.

HEyHEY

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Mon Jan-12-09 03:12 PM
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He he he, I love trashing a product to a telemarketer who agrees.

Cheryl: "Hello my name is Cheryl, I'm calling on behalf of The Vancouver Sun and Province newspapers."

Me: "No, no no, never ever ever will you get my to buy a subscription to either one."

Cheryl: "So, you really just hate them, eh?"

Me: "THey're awful pieces of garabge... you should work for the Globe and Mail then you'd be selling a reputable product."

Cheryl; "Ha ha, well, I don't directly work for them anyway, I'm with a company they contract out to."

Me: "That's good cause their stock is down and they'll likely be bankrupt soon, and you'd be out of a job!"

Cheryl; "Ha, well that's good news for me then!"

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Mon Jan-12-09 03:13 PM
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1. *snort*

Have you ever read Good Omens by Terry Pratchett/Eric Gaiman? Your conversation REALLY reminds me of something from the book...:rofl:

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fNord

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Mon Jan-12-09 03:19 PM
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2. your nice....

I just mess with there minds:

I wait till there half way through there opening spiel and the put the phone to my pants as I loudly and slowly drop my zipper. Then quickly bringing the phone back to my face I ask "Ok, so what are you wearing?" male or female, that usually gets the to both hang up, and remove from there call list. :evilgrin:

maybe I'm a bad person

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