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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 02:31 AM
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The next time I break up with a girl
I'm going to take her to Olive Garden and tell her she's "not my type."
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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 02:32 AM
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1. make sure you ask her about your ivy league school potential first
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 02:33 AM
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3. Oh yeah, I let all the ladies know I'm I-V league material
Edited on Mon Jan-19-09 02:34 AM by Radical Activist
cause that's what turns 'em on! :rofl:
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soleiri Donating Member (913 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 02:33 AM
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2. will that be
before or after you breastfeed?
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 02:35 AM
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7. after
the breastfeeding but before I scream at the parents across the room who keep letting their kids run around the place.
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DFW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 02:34 AM
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4. The next time I break up with a girl
Had better be in the next life!

(lucked out many years ago, am not letting her go nowhere, nohow)
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 02:34 AM
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5. good for you
congrats.
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DFW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 02:38 AM
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9. I got lucky
And I was just smart enough to hold on to her when I did.

Whatever dumb things I may have done in life, losing her
was, fortunately enough for me, not one of them.
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Hippo_Tron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 02:35 AM
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6. And she will likely retaliate by breastfeeding in front of you
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 02:37 AM
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8. a child or
the waiter? Cause the latter would be cruel.
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Hippo_Tron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 02:41 AM
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10. Depends
Is the waiter smoking a cigarette or not?
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 02:43 AM
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11. No but
he does have a seeing eye dog.
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JCMach1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 02:49 AM
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12. no, a pitbull...
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 02:52 AM
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13. They really are gentle creatures.
Never bite from what I've read.
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JCMach1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 05:31 AM
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14. Exactly...
Edited on Mon Jan-19-09 05:33 AM by JCMach1
the only drawback is when she threatens to get paternity support for her 'fur baby'
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