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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 12:03 AM
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Okay, DUers, regarding this whole Parche issue.
Just so you know. I have unlimited access to the most sophisticated and comprehensive databases of public information available in the World today.

So, just as a warning, if you post a thread that looks as though you need help, you are getting it whether you fucking like it or not.

Series. Do not fuck with teh Midlo and the databases.
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auntAgonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 12:04 AM
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1. you tell 'em
:hug:
:loveya:

aA
kesha
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 12:05 AM
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2. oh, okay
Edited on Wed Jan-28-09 12:05 AM by WannaJumpMyScooter
http://www.wickedsunshine.com/WagePeace/Election2004/Images/AwJeez,NotThisShitAgain!.jpg

I just can't get enough of that picture
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 12:05 AM
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4. Warning you. Don't do it. You will regret it.
I will have pansies and candles shipped to your house.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 12:05 AM
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3. My hand is stuck in the toilet.
Can you help me?
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 12:06 AM
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5. Yup. Roto Rooter on the way.
However, they won't be there until about 4:30 AM. Can you stay awake?
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 12:06 AM
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7. I'll doze with my head on the seat.
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 01:58 AM
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30. do you have a bottle of whiskey nearby?
I hear it helps.
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 12:06 AM
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6. Noted
:scared:
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 12:07 AM
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8. I have gas. Can you help?
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 12:08 AM
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10. Yes. Raise one cheek and let it fly.
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 12:25 AM
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26. Thank you, thank you, thank you, Midlo....
Edited on Wed Jan-28-09 12:26 AM by Robeson
...your advice was a godsend....

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Flaxbee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 12:07 AM
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9. absofuckinglutely!
I am in awe of your ability to find certain pieces of information out so quickly! And it's so nice to know you're there. :yourock:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 12:08 AM
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11. Accurint?
I love Accurint. Oh, baby, do I love Accurint.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 12:09 AM
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13. Pfft. Lexis Nexis, baby. The whole enchilada.
:woohoo:

:woohoo:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 12:12 AM
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14. Ah, very good.
I like Accurint's reports better, but still most excellent.

Nice work with Parche tonight, btw kiddo.
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sohndrsmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 12:17 AM
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19. ya, but what version of Pfft would that be...? ; ) (thanks again) n/t
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RagAss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 12:08 AM
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12. Glad to hear it....n/m
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 12:13 AM
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15. Are you drunk again?
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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 12:14 AM
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17. drunk with power
:rofl:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 12:18 AM
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20. I wish. Today has sucked from low to high.
Oh, and I still love you schmoopy
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sohndrsmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 12:13 AM
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16. hee! tha's cool. Long as you use your powers for good... : ) n/t
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 12:14 AM
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18. You rock midlo
:)
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 12:19 AM
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21. I've had a certain... inconvenience lasting more than four hours. Can you advise?
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 12:24 AM
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25. Yes. DUnk it in ice water. You should be fine.
:thumbsup:
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 12:35 AM
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28. Your database is amazing--thanks!
:freak:
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Lucian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 12:19 AM
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22. Wouldn't you need our real names to do that?
I never sign up on any website using my real name (except facebook).
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 12:23 AM
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24. Eggsactly.
I know things. Series. I do. :rofl:

I will only use my powers for good.
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vard28 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 12:19 AM
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23. Candygram
Landshark.

Plus, you KNOW people!

All bases covered. :rofl:
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 12:26 AM
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27. Understood.
:scared:
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 12:38 AM
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29. You play bunco with an NSA agent's wife?
:P
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 02:00 AM
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31. I need help
The girl next door is either begging for food, asking to use the phone, or sitting outside screaming.

Can you get her some food, a cell phone, and a cup of shut the fuck up? :shrug:

You know the address. ;)
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 05:05 AM
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32. Sooooo....
Next time my back goes out, can you get somebody over here to get me in bed and make the pain go away? :evilgrin: :P
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 07:39 AM
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33. If I were Sasquatch
I would be very very afraid! ;)
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