If Rachel Ray and Martha Stewart were to have a knife fight in a back alley in Tijuana, who'd win?
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Wed Jan-28-09 05:24 PM
Poll question: If Rachel Ray and Martha Stewart were to have a knife fight in a back alley in Tijuana, who'd win?
Edited on Wed Jan-28-09 05:25 PM by TheMightyFavog
My money's on Martha. You know she learned a thing or three on the inside.
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Wed Jan-28-09 05:25 PMOriginal message
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Wed Jan-28-09 05:27 PMReply #1
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Wed Jan-28-09 05:26 PMOriginal message
2. The one who has been in prison, obviously.
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Wed Jan-28-09 05:27 PMOriginal message
3. Gotta be my girl Martha
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Wed Jan-28-09 05:28 PMOriginal message
5. Martha would make a makeshift shank out of a toothbrush and a potato
and when RR was looking at the knife, she'd whip that out with her other hand and shank her.
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Wed Jan-28-09 05:29 PMOriginal message
6. Martha Stewart could kick Rachel Ray's ass with one hand tied behind her back...
Edited on Wed Jan-28-09 05:29 PM by Jamastiene
while explaining how to kick ass, with a smile on her face the whole time. You learn things in the poky.
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Wed Jan-28-09 06:11 PMReply #6
8. That would take awhile...
Rachel has a more than ample ass to kick.
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Wed Jan-28-09 05:31 PMOriginal message
7. Remember Martha's done time
I'm sure she's learned some useful stuff there, like how to handle a knife in a Tijuana back alley.
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Wed Jan-28-09 06:12 PMOriginal message
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Wed Jan-28-09 06:12 PMOriginal message
10. Rachael's survived two muggings.
And Rachael is better with a knife, imo.
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Wed Jan-28-09 07:59 PMOriginal message
11. Martha would serve her on a bed of Fava beans in under 30 min.
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Wed Jan-28-09 08:05 PMOriginal message
Rachael Ray would take 30 minutes to do it, and Martha would have to show Ray-Ray the best way to sharpen a knife, and then would make a leather sheath that coordinated with her cashmere sweater.
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Wed Jan-28-09 08:06 PMOriginal message
13. Rachel Ray, cos she's a Palestinian...
With that funky scarf that she had, she's obviously Arabic... and a terrorist...
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Wed Jan-28-09 08:30 PMOriginal message
14. I think Martha would mess her up even without all those mad prison skills
There's no way MS hasn't already killed a bunch of people that pissed her off, and ran them through the sausage grinder - she's ice cold and not a friend of obstacles...
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