You guys have it ALL wrong. The WEST will bury the North AND the South!

JTG of the PRB

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Thu Jan-29-09 06:42 PM
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You guys have it ALL wrong. The WEST will bury the North AND the South!

LONG LIVE THE WEST!!!

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Thu Jan-29-09 06:43 PM
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1. I'm just waiting for the earthquake

and all you silly bastiges go plopping into the Pacific. THEN we'll see how sooper the west is.

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azmouse

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Thu Jan-29-09 06:44 PM
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4. Yessss!! Oceanfront property for Arizona!

:woohoo:

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JTG of the PRB

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Thu Jan-29-09 06:45 PM
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5. Bah. That's California. I'm talking about the WEST.

Edited on Thu Jan-29-09 06:45 PM by JTG of the PRB

You know, all them big, beautiful 14,000 foot mountains, deserts and plains as far as the eye can see... THAT West!

California can fight with us if it wants, but we're not gonna be serving lattes except on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.

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petronius

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Thu Jan-29-09 10:27 PM
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47. We've got plenty of 14ers in CA, and I'll stack our deserts against

any competition this side of Mauritania. As for plains, who needs 'em?

:P

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Jamastiene

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Thu Jan-29-09 06:44 PM
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2. Da Middle!

We got glory holes. Beat THAT! :patriot:

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XemaSab

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Thu Jan-29-09 06:46 PM
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6. There are LOTS of glory holes in California

There are glory holes at Whiskeytown, Lake Berryessa, New Melones... all over the place!

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JTG of the PRB

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Thu Jan-29-09 06:46 PM
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Would Da Middle be counted as the Mid-West?

If so, we consider you our brothers! :hi:

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HopeHoops

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Thu Jan-29-09 06:44 PM
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3. In what, tumbleweeds or redwood ashes?

Just funnin' ;}

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azmouse

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Thu Jan-29-09 06:46 PM
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7. Don't you be knockin' the tumbleweeds now!

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HopeHoops

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Thu Jan-29-09 06:53 PM
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20. I wouldn't know HOW to knock a tumbleweed!

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Midlodemocrat

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Thu Jan-29-09 06:46 PM
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8. Fucking East Coast wannabees. Yeah, I said it.

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JTG of the PRB

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Thu Jan-29-09 06:47 PM
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9. Pfft. We don't need no coast.

Come out here and say that to my face! If you can breathe the thin air that is... :P

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Midlodemocrat

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Thu Jan-29-09 07:48 PM
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35. Oh, please. Altitude sickness? Is that the best you freaks can do?

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JTG of the PRB

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Thu Jan-29-09 07:54 PM
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37. Well, we've got these...

And evidently a couple of these:

That enough to scare you off?

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Midlodemocrat

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Thu Jan-29-09 08:39 PM
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46. Gee. We don't have mountains.

Oh, wait. Yes we do. And, the beach.

Next?

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azmouse

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Thu Jan-29-09 06:48 PM
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11. ahem....

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Jamastiene

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Thu Jan-29-09 06:48 PM
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12. Wooo-ooooo-ooooo!

:popcorn:

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EastTennesseeDem

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Thu Jan-29-09 06:48 PM
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10. Pfffffffft. In your dreams.

When it came to Manifest Destiny, you were last in line. Whaddaya say to that, infidel?

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JTG of the PRB

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Thu Jan-29-09 06:49 PM
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13. Infidel? Them's fightin' words!

We're gonna do this Hollywood Western style - six shooters on Main Street at dawn. Ten paces, turn and fire! Last one standing claims victory for their respective locales!

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Jamastiene

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Thu Jan-29-09 06:50 PM
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14. Is that before or after somebody gets voted off the island?

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JTG of the PRB

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Thu Jan-29-09 06:51 PM
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17. Only people with a coast get voted off an island.

We do things differently here... You either get thrown off the mountain or pushed into the canyon.

:P

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EastTennesseeDem

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Thu Jan-29-09 06:51 PM
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16. You just signed your own death warrant

This is the War of Western Aggression, and we've got the terrain, the wits, the balls, and Jesus on our side.

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JTG of the PRB

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Thu Jan-29-09 06:53 PM
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19. Assuming we decide to invade. If YOU invade here, the advantage is all ours.

We have ALL the high ground. We're witful enough to match you, Jesus has a summer home in Snowmass, and have you ever heard of Rocky Mountain Oysters?

Some people eat those. I don't, because that's gross.

Bring 'em on!!!

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EastTennesseeDem

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Thu Jan-29-09 06:56 PM
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25. You're the one who challenged me to a duel

I just assumed it would be on my terms.

Unless you're chicken or something.

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JTG of the PRB

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Thu Jan-29-09 06:59 PM
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28. Oh, I'm no chicken. The duel is ON!

Why don't you come out here and we can sign the paperwork. I assure you, there's plenty of air to breathe and I in no way have a horde of angry Westerners ready to ambush you...

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EastTennesseeDem

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Thu Jan-29-09 07:07 PM
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30. You assume I don't have a cohort myself

You just got served.

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JTG of the PRB

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Thu Jan-29-09 07:11 PM
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31. So be it then... Just know that I'll be bringing this guy to negotiations:

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EastTennesseeDem

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Thu Jan-29-09 07:14 PM
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32. Then I'll bring you something too

I've decided to make you a special project of mine. You ain't gonna have to come look for me at all.

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azmouse

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Thu Jan-29-09 06:50 PM
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15. The best was saved for last!

Oh yeah!

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TK421

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Thu Jan-29-09 06:52 PM
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18. There's a west?

where the hell have you people been hiding all this time? You are strangely silent, much like our sneaky Canadian neighbors up north!

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JTG of the PRB

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Thu Jan-29-09 06:55 PM
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23. Exactly!

We'll wait until the time is right, then BOOM! a big-ass canyon opens up in the middle of Ohio, and new mountains shoot up in Alabama.

Oh yeah. We can DO that.

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TK421

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Thu Jan-29-09 07:00 PM
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29. ha ha!!! yeah, I guess you could...just give me a heads up before you do

I like fireworks...

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Thu Jan-29-09 06:54 PM
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21. Dude. You guys have twisted foods.

Edited on Thu Jan-29-09 06:54 PM by TZ

We have real Oysters out here..and I know EXACTLY what "Rocky Mountain Oysters" are...:puke:

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JTG of the PRB

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Thu Jan-29-09 06:58 PM
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27. Regular oysters ARE pretty tasty...

Okay. I'll give you a point there. However, we DO have access to Red Lobster out here.

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cemaphonic

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Thu Jan-29-09 07:16 PM
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33. You know, if you go far enough West, there's another ocean, right?

It has oysters too, and all other kinds of shellfish, including crabs that are much better than those creepy blue things that come out of the filthy, filthy Chesapeake Bay

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Thu Jan-29-09 06:54 PM
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22. You folks have been getting too much sun!! Surfing all day dulls your brain!!

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JTG of the PRB

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Thu Jan-29-09 06:56 PM
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26. Bah! Surfing is for coasterners!

We don't need coasts! The fact that some states have them is fine, but we don't NEED them to feel good about ourselves.

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flvegan

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Thu Jan-29-09 06:55 PM
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24. Hippies.

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sarge43

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Thu Jan-29-09 07:26 PM
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34. Bring it on, Flatlandah. n/t

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JTG of the PRB

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Thu Jan-29-09 07:52 PM
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36. Flatlandah? BEHOLD!

Do you doubt out power?

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texanwitch

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Thu Jan-29-09 08:11 PM
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43. You can fly over mountains.

We thave mountains in west Texas.

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sarge43

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Thu Jan-29-09 08:14 PM
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44. You got nothin'

We got the Big Wash. Highest sustained winds ever recorded, 231mph, wind chills minus 90.

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1gobluedem

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Thu Jan-29-09 07:55 PM
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38. Until you run out of water...

And come to Michigan begging for mercy....bwa ha ha ha ha.....:hi:

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JTG of the PRB

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Thu Jan-29-09 07:57 PM
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39. Hmm... Putrid Michigan lake water or dying of thirst after surviving on glacial water...

Hmm... Tough choice. :P

:hi:

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1gobluedem

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Thu Jan-29-09 08:01 PM
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41. Our water IS glacial water

And pure as pure, especially the Lake Superior water.... Just wait and see after you come crawling across the desert....:7

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JTG of the PRB

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Thu Jan-29-09 08:03 PM
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42. There are glaciers in Meechigan? Series?!?!1?

I thought it was all peninsulas and Red Wings fans up there.

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sarge43

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Thu Jan-29-09 08:37 PM
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45. And Uppers. If the Uppers are unleashed, Westerners are history. n/t

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TK421

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Thu Jan-29-09 08:00 PM
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40. FLATLANDAH!!!!! We have your cheesesteaks FLATLANDAH!!!!!

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