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Withywindle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 01:01 AM
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I just ate 6 hardboiled eggs. Ask me anything.
I'm trying to make pickled eggs. I have a big mason jar full of leftover pickle juice, and I know it only takes a week but...a WEEK? They're right there! And I'm hungry and I have salt and tabasco....

and no willpower. :(
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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 01:04 AM
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1. They make me gassy.
Do they make you gassy?
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Withywindle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 01:07 AM
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2. Not really.
Teeny touch of heartburn, though. :(
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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 01:12 AM
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5. Then you could have just one more....
...but heartburn is no good.

You need something creamy now.... MAYONNAISE!
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Withywindle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 01:16 AM
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7. ICED COFFEE WITH HALF-AND-HALF!
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 01:57 AM
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16. Oh no, not half'n'half.
Sweetened Condensed Milk only

cà phê sữa đá

Thai Tea
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Sultana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 01:08 AM
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3. Boiled eggs smell like
:puke:
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Withywindle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 01:11 AM
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4. Methane, I know.
But they taste so good! :9
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 01:13 AM
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6. You still gots over 44 to go
:P

Luke: I can eat fifty eggs.
Dragline: Nobody can eat fifty eggs.
Society Red: You just said he could eat anything.
Dragline: Did you ever eat fifty eggs?
Luke: Nobody ever eat fifty eggs.
Prisoner: Hey, Babalugats. We got a bet here.
Dragline: My boy says he can eat fifty eggs, he can eat fifty eggs.
Loudmouth Steve: Yeah, but in how long?
Luke: A hour.
Society Red: Well, I believe I'll take part of that wager.
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Withywindle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 01:17 AM
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8. BWAH!
Take one down, pass 'em around...
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 01:19 AM
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9. no questions
keep your mouth closed please. :hide:
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Withywindle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 01:27 AM
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11. Nothin' wrong with my mouth.
'cept the usual blue language.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 01:23 AM
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10. You DID use the eggstractor....didn't you?



http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/eggstractor.html
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Withywindle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 01:28 AM
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12. OMG WHAT IS THAT?!?
I think I saw it in a Japanese porno once...:scared:
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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 01:42 AM
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13. I had one of those
My insane mother-in-law got it for me, BECAUSE SHE LOVED ME AND DIDN'T WANT ME TO HURT MYSELF SHELLING EGGS.

I wish I still had it.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 01:55 AM
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14. I had four of them
I ordered one and got four

my own mother and mother--in-law tossed them







I kept ours
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 01:56 AM
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15. I WILL KICK SOME HARDBOILED WITHYWINDLE ASS
WEARING A GAS MASK; YES INDEED
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MikeH Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 02:43 AM
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17. Reminds me of the schoolboy
A schoolboy said to the teacher, "I et six eggs this morning."

Teacher: "Ate"

Schoolboy: "OK, it was eight eggs that I et."
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 11:17 AM
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18. Would you like an angioplasty with that?
Six? Holy shit!
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