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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 11:45 PM
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Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
One simply fucks.
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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 11:51 PM
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1. If I were to do that now...
The Kentucky Derby would no longer be the fastest two minutes in sports. Just sayin'.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 11:55 PM
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3. Hello, Sailor....
;) :evilgrin:
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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 11:56 PM
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5. Howz yoo doin'?
Edited on Mon Feb-02-09 11:56 PM by SKKY
Got a couple of minutes to spare? :evilgrin: :patriot:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 11:58 PM
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6. I've got all night, handsome.
;) :evilgrin: :*
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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:02 AM
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9. Didn't you hear me?
Edited on Tue Feb-03-09 12:02 AM by SKKY
It won't take that long. You can make plans for later if you want. I'll be asleep! :rofl:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:04 AM
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12. You are too modest. I saw the pictures, you are sexy.
Please give me a little squeeze? ;)
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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:05 AM
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15. Ok, just a little one!
:patriot: No, that's not a flag. I'm just happy to see you!
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:07 AM
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19. Woohoo! At full attention, hon?
;) :evilgrin: okay, I'll open wide... :o
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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:23 AM
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37. Ok, see. I'm wondering something...
...how far can we take this until this thread gets locked?
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:32 AM
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41. Heehee, want to find out?
;) Where do you want to put it? :evilgrin:
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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:39 AM
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45. You're giving me more than one option???
THAT'S HOT!
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:40 AM
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46. Yes, indeed, honey. Wherever you want.
:o :evilgrin:
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 11:55 PM
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2. not today.
or for too many other days.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 11:55 PM
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4. Please?
:(
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:00 AM
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7. oh
it's a request. you don't have to ask twice. sadly, as big as it is, it won't reach all the way to your town. sorry. :freak:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:03 AM
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11. That's too bad. I know it is huge.
;) :)
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:08 AM
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21. lol
You must mean my ego. Thanks. :toast:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:10 AM
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26. No, not your ego. Your bait and tackle.
;) :hug: You are welcome.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:01 AM
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8. Can you at least buy me a drink first?
:toast:
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:04 AM
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13. How did I know..
:rofl:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:05 AM
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16. Let's have that threesome, now, please?
;) :evilgrin:
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:05 AM
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17. You never said anything about flirting with women!
;)
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:08 AM
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20. You always gotta take it right to the line
wait does that mean I get to flirt with women too? :evilgrin:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:09 AM
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24. You are a great flirt, honey.
:hug: :*
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:10 AM
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27. I cant flirt anymore
We have these rules...
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:12 AM
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29. What are the rules? You can't flirt with me?
:(
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:12 AM
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30. Ask the boss
She can, I cant.. :rofl:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:15 AM
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32. Sorry, I don't want to offend the boss.
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:16 AM
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33. She wont be offended
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:18 AM
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35. You are so sexy and handsome, honey.
:* :*
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:32 AM
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40. aahhhh Im ok
nuttin special.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:33 AM
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42. Mr. Modesty here, a lifesaver and a total sweetheart.
:loveya: :loveya:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:05 AM
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14. Sure what do you want to drink, my lovely?
:beer: :beer:
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:06 AM
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18. How about a Strongbow?
actually, anything but Miller will do :hi:
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:08 AM
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22. Whats wrong with Miller
you a godless commie or something?
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:15 AM
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31. Remember the joke?
The representatives of Budsweiser, Miller, and Guinness walked into a bar.
The Budsweiser representative said to the bartender, "Get me a Bud."
The Miller rep said, "Get me a Miller Lite."
The Guinness rep said, "I'll have a coke."
Everyone looked at the Guinness rep and he said, "I figured if you guys weren't gonna have a beer, I wouldn't either."
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:18 AM
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34. rofl
:rofl:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:08 AM
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23. Okay, sweetheart,
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:02 AM
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10. Shit.
:P
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:19 AM
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36. Clit.
;)
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:09 AM
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25. Where's the Angry Video Game Nerd when you need him?
:P
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:11 AM
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28. May I please have a hug? I love you as a brother, honey.
:hug: :hug:
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:28 AM
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38. Of course, anytime.
That's very sweet of you, darling. :hug:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:34 AM
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43. Thank you, honey.
:hug: You were and are always there for me. :hug: How are you?
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:31 AM
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39. Fuckin' a.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 12:35 AM
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44. Fuck a duck, man! I didn't know the gun was loaded.
Honest.
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