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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 04:19 PM
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Looks like Mr. Midlo and I are headed to splitsville.
He refuses to dye his hair and bleach his skin to resemble this man.





Unreasonable? Please. I am the epitome of reasonable. He's just mean.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 04:20 PM
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1. He's being a little bitch
kick his ass to the curb.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 04:21 PM
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2. I think so, too.
I need to get his credit cards first, though.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 04:22 PM
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4. make sure he's on a plane for business, that pays big time.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 04:23 PM
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6. A few years ago, his company had a policy that
if he happened get killed en route or at work, they'd pay double.

I always told him if he passed in his sleep, I was dressing him, propping him up in his car, and setting him loose on 1-95. I wonder why he didn't think that was funny?
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 04:25 PM
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8. omg.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

my husband always tells me he can die when he's 63, "Make sure you're on a plane traveling for work!" he doesn't find that funny either.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 04:21 PM
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3. sniffa knows this guy in Boston
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 04:58 PM
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24. Used to be in Boston
Jimmy could be anywhere in the world now. Or under the Neponset Bridge.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 04:22 PM
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5. I'd probably refuse to alter my appearance to look like a wanker, too.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 04:24 PM
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7. That large sucking sound you heard was the inhalation of
the biggest gasp I ever took. I think I altered time.

Wanker? He's married to Jennie Garth, hater. :eyes:
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 04:27 PM
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11. I'd be a wanker for Jennie Garth
wait...
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 04:33 PM
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13. Lucky you. You're a wanker anyway.
:rofl:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 04:34 PM
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14.  !!!
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 04:36 PM
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15. That sounds like a new Facebook group.
Allow Access?

Allowing I'd be a wanker for Jennie Garth access will let it pull your profile information, photos, your friends' info, and other content that it requires to work.

Allow or Cancel?
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 04:38 PM
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16. someone says wanker and Midlo's mouth turns into a time-bending vacuum
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 04:39 PM
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17. Hater. Where's the love?
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 04:44 PM
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18. Ignatius Loyola Suscipe
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 04:49 PM
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19. He is Jenny Garth
:eyes:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 04:50 PM
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20. Oh, love, over here.
Creek Dog = DTM.
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 05:31 PM
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28. .
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 07:37 PM
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32. Jennie Garth has Shrek hands?
Who knew?
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 04:25 PM
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9. Sam Champion??


:shrug:

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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 04:26 PM
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10. Carlisle Cullen, vampire extraordinaire.
Do you live under a rock?

:rofl:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 04:30 PM
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12. He only pays attention to famous people named
Tony Romo or Barry Bonds!
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 04:55 PM
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21. Mr Gray refuses to shave you-know-where
D-I-V-O-R-C-E is on the horizon.


Actually, he knows nothing about this request because I never asked him.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 04:56 PM
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22. I just told Mr.M that he was being mocked on DU.
For some reason, he doesn't seem to care. :shrug:
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 04:59 PM
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25. Mr Gray also does not care
Shallow shallow men
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 05:41 PM
Response to Reply #21
29. Y- I - P - P - I - E
I'd take a bath in Nair if that's what it took to win your heart
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 10:38 PM
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37. Do that and post pictures
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-09 05:58 AM
Response to Reply #37
39. Yeah, right
Don't you remember what happened the last time I posted pics of myself taking a bath in Nair
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 04:57 PM
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23. I think you're headed to Banana Splitsville
:boring:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 05:15 PM
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26. You should have him grow his hair out long like this - then he'd really be hot!
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Love Bug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 05:25 PM
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27. Kick him to the curb! Right now!
Your request sounds reasonable to me! Men. Feh.
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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 06:37 PM
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30. Let him go. Set him free, I say! Or as the old saying goes.
If you love something, kick it out.

If it's meant to be yours, it will return to you.

:P
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 07:33 PM
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31. You want his ass kicked? n/t
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 07:46 PM
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33. You want your husband to look like Carson Kressley?
If that's the case, then guuurrl, his hair color is the least of your problems.

:P
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 07:49 PM
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34. Maybe if you got rid of your shrek hands,
he'd do it for you. Then you could renew your marriage vows with your new and improved versions.
Please be sure to invite me.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 08:57 PM
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35. No matter how much people complain about that movie
everyone has to admit that all the guys in it are Absolutely Friggin Hawt! OMG! :blush:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-09 08:18 AM
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41. No kdding. Hawt isn't the word. Rowrrrrrr.
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 09:37 PM
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36. Who is that douchebag?
Really, all he needs is a popped collar or two to resemble a full-on frat boy douchemook.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-09 08:54 AM
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42. You = DTM.
:rofl:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 10:43 PM
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38. LiV read the thread title and was like, "OMG Midlo's getting a divorce"
And, I was like, "it's gotta be some sort of joke thread."

Once again, I was right.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-09 08:17 AM
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40. You know me so well.
Plus, you of all people should know I would call you first if it were true.

I can't divorce him; he's too well trained. :rofl:
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-09 08:59 AM
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43. ... so you're divorcing him because he DOESN'T want to become a douchebag?
I am so confused right now...
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-09 09:27 AM
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45. You are edging dangerously close to the DTM list. Watch it.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-09 03:56 PM
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48. ... I am so confused right now.
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raccoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-09 09:05 AM
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44. Will he wear blond wig, if you buy him one? nt
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-09 09:30 AM
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46. I don't know why he's so resistant.
Given your years of complete resemblence to Angelina Jolie he sooo totally OWES you!
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-09 09:34 AM
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47. Thank you, SO. Finally, somebody gets it.
:rofl:

:loveya:
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-09 04:04 PM
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49. Is that one of the Jonas Brothers?
:rofl:

Bake
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-09 04:22 PM
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50. That, you doofus, is Carlisle Cullen.
The daddy vampire in Twilight.

Dear God, do you live in a cave?



:rofl:
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