Praise Jayzuus! Repent you sinners! - Democratic Underground

Xithras

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Fri Mar-05-04 07:31 PM
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Praise Jayzuus! Repent you sinners!

Uh oh, I'm in the 700 Club O8)

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Fri Mar-05-04 07:32 PM
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1. im almost there

hopefully itll pass quickly.

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furrylitldevil

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Fri Mar-05-04 07:33 PM
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2. I confess!!!

I ripped the little "do not remove" tag off of my mattress!!

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boobooday

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Fri Mar-05-04 07:35 PM
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3. FORNICATORS!!!!

Sorry, I just like that word, especially when screamed as an accusation. If you look it up in the dictionary, there is a picture of Neil Bush.

http://www.wgoeshome.com

:evilgrin:

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pagerbear

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Fri Mar-05-04 08:17 PM
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9. I wish!

It's been so long......<whimper>

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Nlighten1

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Fri Mar-05-04 07:45 PM
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4. Praise Jayzuus!

The DU chapter of Jesus Street Ministries is happy to have you here. Remember our motto...the quickest way to Easy Street is a trip down Jesus Street.

Before you are annointed you need to make a VERY large deposit into the coffers dear friend. After that we take you on a journey of learning terms to help you navigate the JSM.

The Interdimensional Bank of Graft, Slush funds and Soft Monies: The Bank that handles all spiritual money transactions. Ever wonder where your donations to the JSM or any church goes? This is it where it is kept at a high interest rate to which only Gawd, Jay-zus, and the JSM have the secret PIN numbers to access it. It is also the backer of much of the JSM evangelical pursuits. Reverend Monkey Partial Owner.

Bad hair heal thyself!

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Screaming Lord Byron

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Fri Mar-05-04 07:47 PM
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5. But our Lord Astley knows of no such club.

Art thou a Heathen?

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kiahzero

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Fri Mar-05-04 07:48 PM
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6. I'm a kinky liberal twenty year-old pagan

And I'm unrepentant. :evilgrin: Did I win?

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Nlighten1

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Fri Mar-05-04 07:51 PM
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7. It depends...

m/f?

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kiahzero

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Fri Mar-05-04 07:58 PM
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8. Male

Which I think makes it worse... causes all sorts of cognitive dissonance in some people.

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