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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 04:47 PM
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Who knew? All I needed was to be French, and a billionaire, and *I* could have married Salma Hayek
Edited on Mon Feb-16-09 05:00 PM by Richardo
Oh yeah, and single :eyes:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/02/16/salma-hayek-marries-franc_n_167169.html
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 04:48 PM
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1. What would your wife say?
:hide:
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 04:49 PM
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2. I forgot about the "single" part
Temporarily.
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 04:49 PM
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3. ForrestGump is probably crestfallen
:-(

:hi: Forrest!
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 04:50 PM
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4. Show me a beautiful woman...
And I'll show you a man who's tired of fucking her.


This goes both ways, btw.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 04:54 PM
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5. Well, I've heard it put more artfully than that.
:-|
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 11:31 AM
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14. You don't say!
:rofl:
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 11:38 AM
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15. ;-)
:hi:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 11:42 AM
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16. It's good to encounter someone who understands, "Well, you don't say."
The first time I said that to CMW, he goes, "Yes, I do say. What????"

Who's on first, Richardo? :rofl: :spray:
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 12:14 PM
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21. "Oh, but I *do* say"
I've actually said that before myself. :D
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 11:30 AM
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13. I guess that says something about attention spans, doesn't it?
That goes both ways, btw. :P
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 07:08 PM
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26. I'm just saying that looks aren't everything
It's the inside that counts the most.

I was burned a lot when I was young on going for looks alone.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 12:18 PM
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23. i may not be beautiful but no MAN is tired of fucking me. i assure you.
:P
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 05:58 PM
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6. I think you might have incurred a head injury, though...


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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 06:17 PM
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7. Dude, you could have smothered under those babies!
I'm tellin' ya, they're going to DESTROY THE WORLD!!!!!!

:evilgrin:

Bake
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peacefreak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 08:11 PM
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8. No no no no
they're going to FEED the world.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 08:29 PM
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9. I gotta tell you I'm not seeing a downside here...
:shrug:
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 11:14 AM
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12. I guess if your time is up, there **are** worse ways to go ...
:hi:

Bake
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 09:01 PM
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10. Well, I'm not French, not a billionaire, and not single
Does that mean I only get one night with her? :shrug:
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keroro gunsou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 09:30 PM
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11. i'm none of the above too
and i'd settle for a lunch date with her.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 11:46 AM
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17. yeah but you have way better eyebrows, so you have that going for you.


seriously, all that cash and he can't do something about them?
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 12:05 PM
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19. Maybe it's his tribute to "Frida"
Edited on Tue Feb-17-09 12:07 PM by Richardo
:shrug:

He's kinda listing to starboard also - what up with that?











:hi:
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 12:09 PM
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20. some type of French millionaire glamour shot i suppose.
:D :loveya:
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 12:16 PM
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22. Either that, or Batman villian
:shrug:



:D :pals:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 12:01 PM
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18. It would help if you would knock her up too
He is the father of her child
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 12:20 PM
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24. I opened this thread hoping for hot Salma Hayek pics.
To say the least, I am very disappointed. :(
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 12:26 PM
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25. Mea maxima culpa
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 07:48 PM
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27. Next time, maybe.....nt
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