Betty Bowers Opens Halfway House Exclusively For Bush Children

LibertyorDeath

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Sat Mar-06-04 04:19 AM
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Betty Bowers Opens Halfway House Exclusively For Bush Children

(Tallahassee, Florida) America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers, has announced plans to open a halfway house exclusively for George and Barbara Bush's grandchildren. "We wanted it to be available to others, but with the nursing shortage, we are probably going to be too busy already just attending to the sundry addictions of America's First Family of Politics," said Mrs. Bowers as she cut the ribbon. "Whereas White House occupant Betty Ford opened a facility to keep Liza Minnelli off the street, this is a way of returning the favor by � finally � providing a place for people in the White House to dry out."

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http://www.bettybowers.com/newsjeb.html

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Sat Mar-06-04 11:39 AM
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1. *lol*

I mean, "Thou shalt not judge, thou shalt not ju.." *still laughing*

Too funny!

http://www.geocities.com/greenpartyvoter/liberalchristians.htm

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Jade Fox

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Sat Mar-06-04 12:03 PM
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2. "When it comes to family arrests, only the Manson family has them beat!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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