Pick your favorite non-Christian Organization

I you feel the way I do, you feel that Shrubya should share the wealth of our hard earned dollars with a wider array for faith based organizations. Why should only the Christians benefit from this blatant attempt to combine church and state? Others should step up to the plate.

Pick yer fave

No need to hog it all

The Salvation Mongol Horde had a chapter here in the states...I'll have to get my membership updated. :D

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Fur covered pointed hat costs extra

"... Make sure to rape BEFORE you pillage. Sex with corpses can get kind of messy."

Words to live by.

oy vey scouts cracked me up

Pagan, no need to be an ass clown.
I said, Pagan, throw out your shirts that are brown.
I said, Pagan, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.
Pagan, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your weed.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-p-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-p-a.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
It's fun to stay at the y-m-p-a
It's fun to stay at the y-m-p-a.
You can get yourself tanned, you can have a good peel,
You can do whatever you feel ...
Pagan, are you listening to me?
I said, Pagan, what do you want to be?
I said, Pagan, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing!
No man does it all by himself.
I said, Pagan, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the y.m.p.a.
I'm sure they can help you today.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-p-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-p-a.
They have everything for pagans to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
It's fun to stay at the y-m-p-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-p-a.
You can get yourself tanned, you can have a good peel,
You can do whatever you feel ...
Pagan, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so tight ...
That's when someone came up to me,
And said, Pagan, take a walk up the street.
There's a place there called the y.m.p.a.
They can start you back on your way.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-p-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-p-a.
They have everything for pagans to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
Y-m-p-a ... you'll find it at the y-m-p-a.
Pagan, Pagan, no need to be an ass clown.
Pagan, Pagan, throw out your shirts that are brown.
Y-m-p-a ... you'll find it at the y-m-p-a.
Pagan, Pagan, no need to be an ass clown.
Pagan, Pagan, throw out your shirts that are brown.
Y-m-p-a ... just go to the y-m-p-a.
Pagan, Pagan, are you listening to me?
Pagan, Pagan, what do you wanna be?