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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 12:46 PM
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Since LynneSin is being nice today, I'll take up the job of being insulting
Post here and I will insult you in creative ways! :P
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 12:49 PM
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1. "I faaahht in your general dirrec-shun!"
"Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 12:51 PM
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4. If you have to resort to fart jokes
Then obviously you like a sophisticated sense of humor! :P
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 12:52 PM
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5. "Come back and I will taunt you a second tie-ahm"
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 12:54 PM
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8. Pshaw.
Its like arguing with the Black Knight. You just don't know when to quit...
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 12:57 PM
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13. "I'll bite your ankles!"
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 02:37 PM
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23. No no no!
My legs are barely long enough to reach the ground! I will however have to punch you in the knee...
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 12:49 PM
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2. Your insults are less interesting than intravenous rice pudding
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 12:52 PM
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6. coming from a douchebag
Who no doubt likes to eat with "vermin at buffets" thats not saying much...:rofl:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 12:59 PM
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15. I don't buffet with you
Getting in line behind you is the sensory equivalent of watching a "How it's made" episode about de-boning chicken wings in fast forward, only with a much greater chance of being stabbed in the skull by an errant bone. I'd be safer eating my plate. Forensics experts would have a field day matching dental records to the bite marks you leave on the beef and broccoli pan.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 02:36 PM
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22. .
:rofl:
Okay,,,,you win you are the master insulter or perhaps even the master BAITER...:rofl:
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 12:50 PM
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3. ...
:popcorn:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 12:53 PM
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7. Hey.
Stop eating all the buttery nonsense. Its going to go straight to your waistline! :P
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 12:57 PM
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10. It already has!
:P

:)
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 12:55 PM
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9. To all you wanna be douchebags..
I have work to do so I won't have time to belittle y'all for a couple of hours. But I'll be sure to come back later and see what lame ass attempts you have made...
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 01:46 PM
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21. where are the rest of our insults???
how much are we paying you anyway? :wtf: :hide:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 02:39 PM
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24. Hey Creekchicken
I was in the lab doing stuff unlike that lame ass PI guy who apparantly has nothing better to do that to post replies to himself in order to get post 1111 in Graywarriors thread.
Oh and your taste in music SUCKS ASS...
PS, buy any used underwear lately? :rofl:
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 02:40 PM
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26. only one of those insults is new
and i'm not sure any of them are creative!

we're sending your insults to the lab for review. we're not sure if they are in fact more creative than the control group.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 02:43 PM
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29. Okay water canine
How about I use you as a test control subject for one of my experiments...Oh wait, I'm not doing any RAT studies at the moment...
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 03:05 PM
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40. calling me a rat is new
:eyes:

i guess that counts as creative. :eyes: :spank: :rofl:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 03:07 PM
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41. aww poor widdle rat is cwanky and needs a piece of cheese!
:P
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 03:57 PM
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46. The Big Pharma shill is going to denounce your lab!
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 03:58 PM
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47. You think Barry Bonds is an American Hero!
:P
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 05:10 PM
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72. I haven't posted that in a while!
Hmmm!!
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 04:04 PM
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52. The lab is definitely accredited
Woo Diagnostics uses only the best crystals to divine their results. :D
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 04:12 PM
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57. you you you INDIGO you!
Indigo rat. Hmmm I think I just made a discovery! :rofl:
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 04:14 PM
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59. i don't even know what the INDIGO hubbub was about
i would totally fail DU Lounge midterms. :dunce:
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 12:57 PM
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11. I dare you! I double dog dare you!
I triple dog dare you!!
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 02:40 PM
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25. You don't even live on the mainland
You are waaay behind the times. Sucks to be you when at 5pm our time you are just eating lunch.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 03:28 PM
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42. You may yet live to eat those words
at one of those fine suburban restaurants out your way. The group that I was working with about this time last year is seeking someone who does pretty much what I do. One of their people scored a job with the Administration!

Oh, and in a couple of weeks, I won't be eating lunch until 6pm your time. That's because you barbarians have this pagan custom known as "daylight saving time", and we don't. :P
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 03:56 PM
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44. I love daylight savings time.
More light at the end of the workday. More time to play!
Well good luck with getting a possible job here...
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 04:00 PM
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48. That's because you're nearly halfway to the North Pole
:scared:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 04:01 PM
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49. I am NOT.
I'm south of the Mason-Dixon line and that my friend makes me, technically a Southerner...
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 04:05 PM
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53. But you're above 39 degrees north latitude
and 45 degrees is halfway from the Equator to the North Pole.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 12:57 PM
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12. 9 minutes?
According to Post 9, you could only put in 9 minutes to be insulting? Back to the minor league with you. :eyes:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 02:41 PM
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27. STFU yesterday!
I'm treating you like madinmaryland. Can't get more insulting than that dog breath!
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two gun sid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 12:58 PM
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14. OK, fuckstick.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 02:42 PM
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28. Oh easy
You have a hobby not a sport, Mr. Croquet lover! :rofl:
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two gun sid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 04:27 PM
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67. Ha!
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 12:59 PM
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16. ok you promised creative
that means none of your usual dreck! :rofl: :P
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 02:44 PM
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30. Whats that?
All this post above says in SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK. Would you like some cheese Mr. Rat?
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 01:02 PM
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17. Okay.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 02:44 PM
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31. Too easy.
MATH GEEK! CALCULUS SUCKS EGGS!
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 02:49 PM
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35. Curses! You've hit me where I live.
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 02:50 PM
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36. you forgot:
Geddy Lee has no soul! :hide:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 02:52 PM
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37. .
Whats that? More annoying squeaking. I think lab rat needs to be put in a maze to occupy his itty bitty brain....
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 01:30 PM
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18. You'll take up the job? Please.
Edited on Tue Feb-24-09 01:43 PM by Tommy_Carcetti
You've had that job for years now. :P

Hell, your avatar alone suffices in the art of high insult.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 02:46 PM
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32. You have such a bad case of Maryland envy
that you named yourself after a FICTIONAL version of a Maryland politician. How lame is that?
Oh and you live in Florida. Nuff said.
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 05:18 PM
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75. Better a fictional Maryland politician.....
....then some of the non-fictional goofballs we've had:











....then again, all that embarassment is wiped away by this guy:



Yes, it's true. I, a straight male but quite secure with my sexuality, have a man-crush on Martin O'Malley. So help me. The guy rocks. Literally.

As for living in Florida, it does afford me leverage in rooting for sports teams. Given that Maryland only has one true NFL team and one true MLB team. You've got to have a back up team in down years....or decades....
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keroro gunsou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 01:37 PM
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19. *sigh*
do your best, you pissant son of the ham-fingered pillock.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 02:47 PM
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33. What the hell kind of avatar is that?
It looks like a rip off of a crying Kermit the Frog!
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keroro gunsou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 05:05 PM
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70. it's keroro
of keroro gunsou.

you uncouth, uncultured, illiterate recepticle for the cum from 1000 whores.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 01:40 PM
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20. You can't handle the truth.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 02:48 PM
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34. Heh.
Jonas Brothers. David Archuletta. Oh and you live in Virginia, home of the worst traffic jams in the area.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 03:03 PM
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38. Jeebus, Snyder! You are going to pull a cboynupton??
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 03:05 PM
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39. I'm supposed to insult you, idiot!
Not the other way around! Besides unlike others..this is all in good fun.
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 03:52 PM
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43. ...
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 03:57 PM
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45. You are such a dork
You made your screenname a geeky chem reference! :P
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MrPerson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 04:01 PM
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50. IBTL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 04:02 PM
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51. Easy.
You have a weird obsession with the phrase IBTL. I suggest you have a doctor check that out.
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MrPerson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 04:06 PM
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54. That's not really insulting. I want my money back.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 04:14 PM
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58. Okay.
You are a pain in the ass and UNFUNNY...PFFFFFT....(I'd call you a shit stirrer but something tells me you'd like that)
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MrPerson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 04:18 PM
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63. *snort*
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 04:06 PM
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55. No insult can surpass rooting for the Nationals.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 04:14 PM
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60. Dude.
Go back to GD where you and your lack of humor belong...:grr:
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 04:07 PM
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56. You lover of Bond's small testicles.
:hide:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 04:15 PM
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61. .
RACIST RACIST RACIST!
:rofl:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 04:16 PM
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62. You're fired
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 04:23 PM
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64. Nice Post Donald Trump!
I guess I need lessons in Douchebaggery...Don't you like have a PhD in that?
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 04:24 PM
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65. Here! n/t
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 04:25 PM
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66. You still play D and D.
Are you like 15 still? :P
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 04:37 PM
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68. I wish I was 15 still
and, that's not really an insult, is it?

:P
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 04:39 PM
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69. True. Since I hang out with perpetual ninth graders.
Edited on Tue Feb-24-09 04:40 PM by TZ
*cough* Dr. Strange..*cough* Pi Guy...
Edit: but you are still a geek! :P
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 05:07 PM
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71. Pffth!
:P

:rofl:
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 05:13 PM
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73. lynnesin nice?
:rofl: :rofl: :hi::hug:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 05:16 PM
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74. just for today!
She was even nice to...madinmaryland...it was frightening...:scared:
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