You're in Hell and Satan forces you to listen to one of these for ETERNITY. Who do you choose
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Tue Feb-24-09 01:14 PM
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Poll question: You're in Hell and Satan forces you to listen to one of these for ETERNITY. Who do you choose
Edited on Tue Feb-24-09 01:15 PM by LynneSin
Choose wisely, you can never ever change this station
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Tue Feb-24-09 01:52 PM
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It's Hell, right? You know that no matter what you pick, Satan's gonna run the speeches anyway, so you may as well deprive him of his gag.
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Tue Feb-24-09 01:57 PM
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2. Don't you think that Satan knows that already
and is just waiting for force Nickelback on your ass or even worse George W. Bush sings the best of Nickelback and Creed
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Tue Feb-24-09 02:11 PM
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Noooo! Anything but Bush sings the best of Nickelback and Creed! Angels and ministers of grace defend us! :scared:
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Tue Feb-24-09 02:12 PM
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10. Perhaps you should start repenting now
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Tue Feb-24-09 02:01 PM
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3. I hope I'm going to heaven, then
although for me the absence of music would be a greater hell, I suspect.
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Tue Feb-24-09 02:04 PM
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4. Point of clarification:
Are the bands playing live, and can I throw flaming rocks?
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Tue Feb-24-09 02:07 PM
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5. Yes but they play on a stage like in the movie Roadhouse
where there is wire fencing between you and the band and oh - this is hell, nothing burns
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Tue Feb-24-09 02:10 PM
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7. Well, I could piss on them at the very least.... n/t
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Tue Feb-24-09 02:19 PM
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11. How do you piss in hell when you have no water to drink for eternity
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Tue Feb-24-09 02:21 PM
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12. I'll be sure to drink a few beers before I die....
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Tue Feb-24-09 02:22 PM
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13. You realize you'll be there for eternity
that piss will be gone in 2 seconds
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Tue Feb-24-09 02:27 PM
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14. You clearly don't know the effect beer has on me....
Besides- one clean shot to the eyes is all I need for my personal satisfaction!
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Tue Feb-24-09 02:08 PM
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6. I'd kill myself again just to avoid having to choose.
Edited on Tue Feb-24-09 02:09 PM by Initech
Of course Hell's ironic punishment division would force me to listen to Creed.
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Tue Feb-24-09 02:11 PM
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9. But you'd only end up in hell again
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Tue Feb-24-09 02:31 PM
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Tue Feb-24-09 02:54 PM
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I'm an atheist! Neener neener neener booboo!!
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Tue Feb-24-09 02:57 PM
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18. Well then choose wisely heathen!
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Tue Feb-24-09 02:56 PM
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17. Hell could NEVER be that cruel.
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Tue Feb-24-09 02:57 PM
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Tue Feb-24-09 03:32 PM
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20. Well you're definately going to hell
did you see Zeppelin on the list? I don't think so. Your disobedience will put you in a form of hell where you have to share a bathroom with Jerry Falwell and Rush Limbaugh for the rest of eternity
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Tue Feb-24-09 03:41 PM
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24. Don't project your private sexual fantasies on me, young lady
Unless they involve peanut butter. Then I may pay attention. :evilgrin:
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Tue Feb-24-09 03:37 PM
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21. Speeches... hell that some comedy gold there boy... nt
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Tue Feb-24-09 03:37 PM
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22. I just won't die then (humpf...)
Heaven will have all those loonie christo-nutters, so I don't want to go there either.
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Tue Feb-24-09 03:39 PM
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23. Is hell the elevator in the Bush Library?
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Tue Feb-24-09 03:42 PM
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25. Definitely the speeches. Over the last eight years...
I developed an uncanny ability to tune out George W. Bush.
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Tue Feb-24-09 04:18 PM
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26. the speeches...the other two are worse than bush
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Tue Feb-24-09 04:44 PM
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If only for the irony of listening to "Christian rock" while burning in Hell :evilgrin:
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Tue Feb-24-09 04:47 PM
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28. Are you saying this isn't hell, and satan isn't controlling "popular" music and its transmission?
I'm going to require proof.
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Tue Feb-24-09 04:48 PM
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29. Creed. Reluctantly. nt
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:puke: :puke: :puke: :hi: :hug:
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Tue Feb-24-09 05:27 PM
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31. I'll say it. The people voting for the Bush speeches are lying.
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