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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 08:24 AM
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Check out Letterman's Top 10 Things Overheard During Bush's Vacation
#4 made me spew coffee... :D

Top Ten Things Overheard During George W. Bush's Vacation


10. "This vacation is flying by -- only 33 days left"

9. "Dang, Springer's a rerun"

8. "These margaritas are weapons of mass destruction"

7. "Whoever's in charge really screwed up the economy"

6. "My God! Mars is coming right at us!"

5. "Don't worry, George. In 17 months, you'll have the longest vacation of your life"

4. "Better start making stuff up for the State of the Union Address"

3. "I'm itching to declare another war"

2. "Proceed with 'Operation Letterman.' Make it look like an accident"

1. "Sitting around doing nothing reminds me of being president"
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 08:29 AM
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1. #4 is good, but...
Edited on Mon Aug-11-03 08:29 AM by Lady Freedom
I like #5! hehehe! And #7 is..is..hehehehehhahahahahah! Why can I see him looking around his home town and saying that? hahahahha!
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MaineDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 08:31 AM
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2. Wonderful!!!!
There is hope!
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roberthall10 Donating Member (292 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 08:33 AM
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3. Really?
Good stuff. Did he really say all this?
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 09:27 AM
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6. O ye of little faith...
http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/

:D
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thom1102 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 08:36 AM
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4. I LOVE number 2!
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 05:04 PM
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12. I don't know... I wouldn't put anything past the * regime now.
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 08:58 AM
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5. You'll never see anything like this on Leno's show.
Dave is way funnier than that right wing toadie.
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 09:34 AM
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7. Excellent.
Thanks.
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elcondor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 10:02 AM
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8. And I remember there being significant
applause after a few (#5 being the only one I can remember specifically). I was shocked and pleased with this list and, like someone else said, you would never see this on Leno.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 04:28 PM
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9. I love you Dave!
He's my hero...
:loveya:
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 04:53 PM
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10. LMAO
I was taking a big swig of Dr. Pepper, and out it went through my nose, all over all the shit on my desk. This is some dangerously funny shit. You should warn us about stuff like this! :crazy:
Duckie
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dmr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 04:59 PM
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11. Proceed with 'Operation Letterman'. Make it look like an accident
That's not only funny, but chilling Letterman said it, considering the BFEE. LOL
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