Important advice, for women who listen to country music....

First of all, to anyone, anyone who missed "Nashville Star" last night, you missed out on some GREAT television. I'm not the biggest fan of country music, but any show where unknowns can actually pull off a Johnny Cash number or two is worth watching in my book.

Plus, if you didn't watch, not only did you miss a bunch of folks stepping up to the mike, mostly singin' and playin' gee-tar, but more importantly you missed THIS GUY, Matthew Lindahl:



...singin' "Folsom Prison Blues", and accompanying himself on a washboard. Funniest man alive, and plus could sing!

And now to the advice: ladies, close your damn mouths.

Every time the camera panned across the audience, to a woman every one of them was slack-jawed. About half were also chewing gum, which is a great look. :eyes:

If you're not bringing things into or out from your mouth, or speaking, please, please close your mouth. Especially if you're going to be on national TV, where someone like me might make fun of you!

other than Willie, Waylon or Johnny Cash (maybe some old Hank Williams)

Just shoot me and put me out of my misery OK????