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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 02:33 PM
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Time again for: What you would do if you were Supreme God Emporor of Planet Earth!
What would you do?

Me?

- The National Anthem would be changed to some tune written by the Fall or Suicidal Tendencies
- The colors in the flag would be changed to chartreuse, mauve and biscuit
- All cars would be converted to self driving
- Republicans would pay taxes, Democrats would not
- Arrested Development would be forcibly brought back to prime time
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 02:35 PM
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1. Based on your platform
You get my vote.

But can we definitely make it ST and not the Fall. I'd love for Aretha to have to sing Possessed to Skate before the Superbowl.
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 02:53 PM
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2. Abloish RUSH!
That's what I'd do, anyway.

After that, the list of people who could kiss my ass would get very, very long.

Bake
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 07:57 PM
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24. Both??
:hide:

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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 02:59 PM
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3. Surround myself with evil minions to do my bidding.
Have a harem of studly men (and some women) at my beck and call.
Make marriage renewable (or not) every 5 years.
Make clothing optional.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 03:04 PM
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4. Put Billy Corgan on a NASA probe into deep space
I would also change the national anthem to "Louie, Louie".
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 03:09 PM
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5. Putting Billy Corgan into space would only confirm the truth.
Which is that the universe really does revolve around Billy Corgan.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 03:10 PM
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6. That he's a waste of oxygen?
Yup, it would prove that alright.

Fire up the engines...
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 03:14 PM
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7. Bathe Her!!
....and bring her to me!! :evilgrin:
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 03:19 PM
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8. I like your AD in prime time plank of your platform.
:thumbsup:
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 05:05 PM
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9. Well, first thing would be to make sure everyone had food and water... but then...
I'm thinking some fine wine, some live music, my babe in and some and then a private evening of and . And that would just be day one.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 05:09 PM
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10. Cellphones would not operate at speeds over 2 mph.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 05:18 PM
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12. Or they would automatically go to bluetooth over the sound system
Don't want to piss off large swaths of people ya know
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PassingFair Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 05:11 PM
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11. I AM Supreme God Emperor of the Earth and all realms known and unknown.
My powers are more limited than you would think.
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 05:29 PM
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13. All music except Rush and Nickelback banned.
Then sit back and watch the worldwide wailing and gnashing of teeth.
On the plus side, Canadians and people with mullets will be content.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 05:30 PM
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14. I'm sorry, but in that case I would have to lead a revolution against you
Since I want Rush and Nickleback banned...
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 05:34 PM
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17. Me too. I'm just a sadistic bastard by nature.
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 05:31 PM
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15. Three words: Panda Ball Soup.
Yum.
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 05:32 PM
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16. Yum.
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 05:35 PM
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18. Panda testicle soup?
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 05:42 PM
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19. You bet. That's good eats. n/t
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RagAss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 07:05 PM
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20. Make this tune the Anthem of the World !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9qbNwxeqvQ
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 07:08 PM
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21. Finally prosecute the bush admin?
Then I would think of other stuff to do...
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 07:40 PM
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22. What do ya mean "if"?
:shrug:
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Sewsojm Donating Member (554 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 07:56 PM
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23. I'd put all RepubliCons
I'd put all republiCons into Severe Poverty with no health insurance, no medicare, no social security, no jobs, no home, etc., then I'd mock them for being a bunch of irresponsible predatory jerks who just wanted to have everything given to themselves. I'd then tell them all to Go Fuck Off!!
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