WARNING: Blonde joke - don't open this thread if you are offended by them.

A blonde gets on a plane and takes a seat in first class. A few minutes later, a guy comes in, checks his ticket and goes to one of the flight attendants. He says, "Excuse me, but there is a woman in my seat."

The flight attendant checks his ticket and then approaches the blonde and asks to see hers. She hands it over and the flight attendant says "I'm sorry, but your seat is 33A back in the coach section. I'm afraid you'll have to move."

The blonde responds, "I'm blonde and I'm smart and I'm not moving from this seat until we land in Los Angeles."

The flight attendant goes to the head attendant and explains the problem. She comes over and attempts to deal with the blonde, but gets the same response, "I'm blonde and I'm smart and I'm not moving from this seat until we land in Los Angeles."

The guy who belongs in the seat offers to just take the coach seat, but the head attendant is upset. She goes to the captain to explain the problem. He says, "Don't worry, I know how to handle this." He comes out of the cockpit, approaches the blonde and whispers something in her ear. Without a word, she gets up, gathers her bag, and moves back to her seat in coach. The captain returns to the cockpit and shuts the door.

Everyone is looking around trying to figure out what just happened. Finally, curiosity gets the best of her and the head attendant knocks on the cockpit door. The captain opens it and she asks, "What did you say to that blonde?"

He responds, "It was simple. I told her the front half of the plane wasn't GOING to Los Angeles."

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so sayeth Skittles, a blonde :7

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That was a dumb blonde joke.

A. They can't find the 11.

Oh no, they would not!

hmmmmmpfff!

She thinks she got an "F" in sex!

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