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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 09:35 AM
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Post your unfounded rumors you've heard about Midlodemocrat here
So many are floating around the lounge - let's get them all out in the open

Like I just heard what Midlo's real job is a greeter at the Supersized Walmart near her house in Virginia.

Seriously.

She got the job so she can get a discount on all the Kathie Lee Gifford clothing - it's her favorite designer
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 09:42 AM
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1. well, it's not really a rumor
but, it's well known she is really a Freeper troll that we keep around because she amuses us.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 09:53 AM
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2. Midlo can see Russia from her house.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 09:57 AM
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3. I can't believe that Russia is so damn big people in Virginia can see it
:wow:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 09:59 AM
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4. We only think Midlo lives in Virginia because
Thats what she wants us to believe. She really lives in Alaska and since it snows up there all the time that why she posts so much...:hide:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 10:27 AM
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5. *ahem* I am right here. I can hear you.
:eyes:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 10:31 AM
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7. Someone alert the admins about this funky post with no name to it
:hide:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 10:44 AM
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9. Who are you?
:hide:
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 10:27 AM
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6. I haven't heard any unfounded rumors about Midlo. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Oscar Wilde would think it is a bad thing. After all, the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about... B-)
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 10:43 AM
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8. I heard Midlo has a gas grill.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 10:55 AM
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10. That just screams FREEPERS louder than a wailing banshee
don't you agree
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 11:59 AM
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18. No, my very Dem neighbor has a gas grill - now a George Foreman grill - THAT screams FREEPER!
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 01:56 PM
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25. EXCUSE ME!!!
I HAVE A GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL. that screams i love me body and want to eat healthy!!!....freeper troll!!!
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 02:47 PM
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27. LOLOL! It occurred to me that I might get flamed for that - but I'd already left the house by then.
No offense - just a joke.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 02:49 PM
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28. No, it's not. Anyone who names all of their children George is definitely a freeper.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 03:29 PM
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34. You named all your kids Midlo
so get over it FREEPER!
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 04:02 PM
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37. i love my george foreman grill
and everything i grill on it (when it is too cold to grill outside of course)
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 11:03 AM
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11. She's the reason George Clooney has never wed
i cannot share any more details. :hide:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 11:23 AM
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16. This happens to be true.
:thumbsup:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 11:42 AM
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17. suck-up
:eyes:
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 03:28 PM
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33. she ruined him for all other women
now think about that. :think:
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 11:04 AM
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12. Mildo lit Korn's Singing Torch just before they went on stage. nt
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 11:13 AM
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13. Midlo is really Agent Mike...
Bunko is code for her secret spy meetings, Wal-Mart is really Foggy Bottom and boxed wine is code for extraordinary rendition....
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 11:18 AM
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14. Midlo is TO's new sports agent...
:hide:
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 04:14 PM
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38. Maybe Dan Snyder could hire her so he can help him pull his head out of his ass
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 11:22 AM
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15. Some say, Midlo sleeps upside down like a bat.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 01:49 PM
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21. Actually, that's a well-known fact
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 12:02 PM
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19. Midlo is the love child of LynneSin and Skinner...
At least that's what I hear.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 01:48 PM
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20. She supplements her income by blackmailing MrCoffee.
She also still calls Asher Heimermann every Saturday, just to chat.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 01:50 PM
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22. I heard she's really wonderful. But it's probably not true.
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 01:55 PM
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23. I heard she's gonna try to go one better than octo-mom!
:hide:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 01:56 PM
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24. You mean call 911 SIX times in a year because I can't find a Midlet?
:hide:
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 02:19 PM
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26. LOL
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 03:01 PM
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29. Midlo called 911 three times because McDs was out of McNuggets.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 03:17 PM
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32. Her McNuggets ARE an emergency!
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 03:29 PM
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35. Ick. Those things are nasty.
:puke:
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 03:15 PM
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30. Omigod! Midlo killed Kenny!
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foxfeet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 03:16 PM
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31. She has a parasitic twin, named Mildred.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 03:32 PM
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36. She's really Rick Astley.
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 04:16 PM
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39. That she's so old she celebrated her 21st birthday by drinking bathtub gin
because prohibition was still on.
:hide:
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NJmaverick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 05:43 PM
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40. She has a wooden leg, which she uses to smuggle drugs from Mexico
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 05:45 PM
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41. Her Bunco success is completely due to using steroids.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 09:14 AM
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42. I hope the Bunco Hall-of-Fame takes that into consideration
People like her shouldn't be honored like that.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 09:15 AM
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43. Listen, I can be in that teeny, tiny state in minutes to strafe
your neighborhood when I'm done with taterguy's, Missy.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 09:19 AM
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44. I live in the Little Italy neighborhood - you DON'T want to mess with us
And trust me, Joe Biden has my back!
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 09:20 AM
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45. Oh, please. I'll just get Haruka.
:eyes:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 09:22 AM
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46. That numnuts
:rofl:

As our dear dear dear friend George W. Bush would say "Bring it On"
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 09:24 AM
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47. That child? The one who couldn't visit his mommy because the hospital
is no place for children?

:rofl:
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