"Increased food shelf demand creates demand for new food shelf"

LaraMN

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Thu Mar-05-09 10:46 AM
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"Increased food shelf demand creates demand for new food shelf"

God. I just don't know what I would do without the enlightening headlines and stories from our local newspaper.
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Jamastiene

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Thu Mar-05-09 10:49 AM
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1. Well, if your town has too much food, we got plenty of shelves in my home town

and lots of mouths that'd love that food.

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DS1

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Thu Mar-05-09 10:49 AM
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2. Nice post, Sally Struthers

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Jamastiene

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Thu Mar-05-09 11:04 AM
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6. Well, I AM hungry.

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tigereye

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Thu Mar-05-09 10:53 AM
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3. shows that people really don't think much anymore about what they write...

:rofl:

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LaraMN

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Thu Mar-05-09 10:56 AM
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4. I feel that no one even read that before it was printed.

Wtf?

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Jamastiene

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Thu Mar-05-09 11:05 AM
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7. Well,

Increased food shelf demand WOULD create demand for a new food shelf. I just didn't know they were called food shelves. I mean, I just call them shelves in the cabinet. :shrug:

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Sequoia

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Thu Mar-05-09 04:12 PM
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12. You didn't hear that the editor was fired and George Bush is a stringer.

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AlCzervik

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Thu Mar-05-09 11:02 AM
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5. i laughed.

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amitten

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Thu Mar-05-09 12:48 PM
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8. Are you serious? That was actually in print...?!

Wait...WHERE do you live?

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no name no slogan

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Thu Mar-05-09 01:05 PM
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9. I worked at a small-town newspaper for awhile

when I was in college, and this is one of those things we'd write to either:
1) keep ourselves entertained on a slow news day, or
2) make sure that our readers were still paying attention.

Looks like they succeeded on both counts. :thumbsup:

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Initech

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Thu Mar-05-09 03:32 PM
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10. That sounds like a headline from the Onion.

:rofl:

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charlie and algernon

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Thu Mar-05-09 03:39 PM
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11. you HAVE to send that to Leno!

or Conan, or whoever is doing the Headlines segment now.

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