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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-07-04 03:40 PM
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Kleeb Jokes thread
:)
How many Kleeb does it take to screw a light bulb?
Just one and he will fall asleep on the job.
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JohnLocke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-07-04 03:43 PM
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1. Nobody may insult our leader Kleeb!
Not even himself!
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-07-04 03:44 PM
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2. I one addicated and two how do I throw myself in a gulag
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Kamika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-07-04 03:46 PM
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3. I don't get it
If he falls asleep.. the bulb wont get screwed
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-07-04 03:47 PM
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4. I wake up and I screw it
then drift in and out.
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Kamika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-07-04 03:51 PM
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5. oh
I didn't get it because of your last post.. but anyway...

:shrug:
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-07-04 03:51 PM
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7. its a joke because I fall asleep often
make your own if you will.
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Kamika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-07-04 03:54 PM
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9. ah
Edited on Sun Mar-07-04 03:54 PM by Kamika
I get it now.

Like in sex.. screwing etc..

ok

here goes.


How many Kamikas does it take to err install a lightbulb.

one to do it.

50 to keep the autograph hunters/paparazzi away

:D
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-07-04 03:54 PM
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10. ok heh
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sandnsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-07-04 03:51 PM
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6. You're screwing light bulbs?
What did I miss Kleeb?
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-07-04 03:52 PM
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8. its a joke
and apparently not a good one.
no resting from work actually is what I am doin.
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sandnsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-07-04 04:28 PM
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12. Mine was too
Apparently I'm not any better at it than you are!! Telling jokes, I mean. :P
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citizen snips Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-07-04 03:55 PM
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11. No sex threads.
Edited on Sun Mar-07-04 04:02 PM by MATTMAN
:)

Just Joking talk about screwing all you want.
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OneBlueSky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-07-04 04:37 PM
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13. someone recently told me "I've been kleebed!" . . .
what do you think he meant? . . . :shrug:
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-07-04 04:50 PM
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14. That's a good one
Nothing like self-deprecating humor. Shows character. :)
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-07-04 05:06 PM
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15. Why did Kleeb cross the road?
Fish!
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