Yet again, against my better judgment, I am continuing the love fest from yesterday.

How long this will last, I have no idea. Probably not too much longer, but there are unicorns and fairies outside my windows because the Midlets went back to school.

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Yes. The local cretins were convinced that Channel 12 was responsible for deciding which schools were closed and which were not.

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mikey_the_rat

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You can't make this up.

It marks the beginning of the great alignment, in which people lay down their weapons and face their fears. The great masses scream out as one, as if to say, "Now! Now is the time for us to join forces and make this world what it SHOULD be. For us, and more importantly, for our children!" And everyone smiles their orgasmic smile, in anticipation of this great alignment. For all humanity finally will join hands to work together toward the greatest goal of all creation. (Except for the handful of those who refuse, but they will have their heads placed in a vise, and the vise will be ensqueezened until the brains of the refusers leak out.) And together, humans will finally create the true Utopia, in which Kahlua will flow, and Suzy-Qs will multiply in abundance.

Listen, children, to a story
That was written long ago,
'Bout a kingdom on a mountain
And the valley-folk below.

On the mountain was a treasure
Buried deep beneath the stone,
And the valley-people swore
They'd have it for their very own.

Go ahead and hate your neighbor,
Go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of Heaven,
You can justify it in the end.
There won't be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgement day,
On the bloody morning after....
One tin soldier rides away.

So the people of the valley
Sent a message up the hill,
Asking for the buried treasure,
Tons of gold for which they'd kill.

Came an answer from the kingdom,
"With our brothers we will share
All the secrets of our mountain,
All the riches buried there."

Go ahead and hate your neighbor,
Go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of Heaven,
You can justify it in the end.
There won't be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgement day,
On the bloody morning after....
One tin soldier rides away.

Now the valley cried with anger,
"Mount your horses! Draw your sword!"
And they killed the mountain-people,
So they won their just reward.

Now they stood beside the treasure,
On the mountain, dark and red.
Turned the stone and looked beneath it...
"Peace on Earth" was all it said.

Go ahead and hate your neighbor,
Go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of Heaven,
You can justify it in the end.
There won't be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgement day,
On the bloody morning after....
One tin soldier rides away.

Go ahead and hate your neighbor,
Go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of Heaven,
You can justify it in the end.
There won't be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgement day,
On the bloody morning after....
One tin soldier rides away.

Forget it, Utopia's off!

x(

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Actually, it was kind of nice, except that BabyM brought her friends home to eat lunch every day and the fact that my first floor looks like a salt lick.

I see you've advanced to subtances a little stronger than your usual wine

:woohoo:

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