"Did I leave my tilapia in your car?" - Democratic Underground

trof

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Thu Mar-05-09 06:57 PM
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"Did I leave my tilapia in your car?"

My snowbird friend called with that question yesterday.
She lives in NH most of the year.
She and Miz t. had been grocery shopping together.

"Let me check."
I asked Miz t.
"No, I don't think so. I'll go look."
Nope, no stray tilapia in the car.

"Sorry Tish, no tilapia."
"I KNOW I bought some. We were going to have them for dinner tonight and I can't find them. Maybe I didn't get one of my grocery bags?"
"Yeah, that happens. Sorry."

Tish just called.
"I went over my grocery receipt and there's no tilapia listed. Then I remembered that I'd bought them in New Hampshire. Nevermind."
Us seniors are a hoot.
:rofl:

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The Velveteen Ocelot

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Thu Mar-05-09 09:37 PM
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1. It's a good thing that tilapia were not left in your car.

Coulda been stinky.

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trof

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Fri Mar-06-09 10:53 AM
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8. Sure could have. We rarely drive that car.

Could have been weeks.
pew

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crim son

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Thu Mar-05-09 09:42 PM
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2. A common mistake,

forgetting where you bought your tilapia. :rofl:

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Gormy Cuss

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Thu Mar-05-09 10:13 PM
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3. Is this a sex thread?

:shrug:

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lizziegrace

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Thu Mar-05-09 10:18 PM
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4. I do that now

and I don't have an AARP card yet. :scared:

Glad you didn't find the tilapia the hard way... Euwwwwwww.

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JitterbugPerfume

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Thu Mar-05-09 10:26 PM
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5. I have never

misplaced my tilapia . Does it hurt?:hi:

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trof

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Fri Mar-06-09 10:55 AM
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9. Was that an A. Conan Doyle book?

"Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Misplaced Tilapia"?
;-)

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Debi

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Thu Mar-05-09 11:00 PM
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6. Worst pick-up line ever!

:rofl:

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Debi

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Thu Mar-05-09 11:00 PM
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7. Worst pick-up line ever!

:rofl:

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