Lifeforms. Those tiny little lifeforms, Those precious little lifeforms...

Deja Q

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Sun Mar-07-04 06:57 PM
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Poll question: Lifeforms. Those tiny little lifeforms, Those precious little lifeforms...

What sort of precious little life form do you think is the most delicious?

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DarkPhenyx

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Sun Mar-07-04 06:58 PM
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1. Cow! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, love me some cow.

Though cat does come in a very close second.

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Deja Q

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Sun Mar-07-04 07:01 PM
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2. You wouldn't be Gordon Shumway, by any chance?

:D (ALF)

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DarkPhenyx

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Sun Mar-07-04 07:07 PM
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5. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, *looking in mirror*

Mmmmmm, small nose, distinct lack of body fur. Nope, not him. :)

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Renew Deal

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Sun Mar-07-04 07:02 PM
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3. Watch out. The PETA freaks are going to be pissed.

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Deja Q

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Sun Mar-07-04 07:06 PM
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4. Plants are life forms as well. Should we not even eat anything?

Seriously though, if I had no consideration for PETA/vegans, I would have excluded the plant life and 'other' options.

Nice pic, though that's not the ideal way to protect food from spoiling...

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achtung_circus

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Sun Mar-07-04 07:16 PM
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6. People Eating Tasty Animals

Beef

An examination of human dentition and digestive system leads only to the conclusion that we are meant to be (designed by God to be?) OMNIVOROUS.

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Deja Q

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Sun Mar-07-04 07:27 PM
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7. "omnivorous" - I love that term!

We'll eat anything.

So the Pattersons are sitting at the dinner table:

MR PATTERSON: "Honey, would you pass me a piece of the prime radiator?"

MRS PATTERSON: "Sure, would you like ketchup with that?"

MR PATTERSON: "No, just the empty plastic bottle is fine with me."

LITTLE JOHNNY: "I can't wait to see what it looks like 18 hours from now!!!"

</surreal>

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Thor_MN

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Sun Mar-07-04 09:06 PM
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8. Give me a segment of muscle tissue from an immature castrated bull

Or just a nice juicy steak.

Who says that semantics mean nothing?

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