Ski Wars are up in GD. - Democratic Underground

arcadian

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Tue Mar-17-09 02:05 PM
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Ski Wars are up in GD.

Haven't figured out how to incorporate Corgan, Narwhals, or Danny Elfman into them yet.

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leftyclimber

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Tue Mar-17-09 02:06 PM
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1. I don't think a ski helmet could save you from any one of those things.

Especially the narwhals.

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Runcible Spoon

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Tue Mar-17-09 02:12 PM
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2. NARWHALS DON'T NEED HELMETS OR NONE OF THAT SHIT

THEY AIN'T FRAID NO ASIANS

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Bake

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Tue Mar-17-09 02:49 PM
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5. DON'T NEED NO HELMET WHEN YOU'VE GOT A FUCKING HORN!!!

Bake

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KillCapitalism

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Tue Mar-17-09 02:18 PM
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3. I play it safe!

I just play Wii Ski.

However, I guess there's always the risk of slipping off the balance board and bashing my head on something in my living room.

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skygazer

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Tue Mar-17-09 02:25 PM
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4. Apparently Natasha Richardson was going 40mph on the bunny slope

At least, according to people who have never skied. ~sigh~

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Bake

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Tue Mar-17-09 02:49 PM
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6. Geez, can you actually go 40 on a bunny slope???

Seems awfully fast ...

Bake

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Midlodemocrat

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Tue Mar-17-09 02:53 PM
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8. Yup. On a snowmobile.

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Midlodemocrat

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Tue Mar-17-09 02:53 PM
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7. And, even better if she's brain dead, she's not alive.

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AlCzervik

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Tue Mar-17-09 02:54 PM
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9. yes i saw that, and someone else told me their coworkers son got his hand ripped off

when he was on a zip line after i said i was going to be doing one in Hawaii. That thread is a total clusterfuck.

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skygazer

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Tue Mar-17-09 02:57 PM
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10. It's vying with St. Patrick's Day as Bizarre Flamewar of the Day

:banghead:

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