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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 01:42 PM
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What do atheists yell out when they have sex?
"OH G -- uh, I mean..."

:silly:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 01:43 PM
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1. "Oh Nothing" ?
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bamademo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 01:43 PM
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2. My own name
:evilgrin:
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 03:57 PM
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25. YEEEEEEEE HAW! has been known to emit from me on occasion
under the right circumstances....

YEAH BABY !!!! is another phrase invoked as well.
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 01:45 PM
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3. I'm atheist and I don't yell
I whisper "baby I love YOU"... to my better half.

Let god get laid on his own merits and not live vicariously through me.
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Terwilliger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 01:48 PM
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6. hahahah
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 02:00 PM
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13. just choked on my coffee:)
n/t
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rock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 01:47 PM
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4. "Oh God"
It means exactly the same thing if a person of faith says it.
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Terwilliger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 01:47 PM
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5. I don't know, but my baby says "ohhhhhh.....SHIT!"
and trembles
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 01:53 PM
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9. Maybe you're not doing it right?
Edited on Mon Aug-11-03 01:54 PM by BigMcLargehuge
that's sort of a weird reaction...


ROFLOL
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ulysses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 03:13 PM
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21. file that under
"things uly didn't need to know".

;-)
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 01:49 PM
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7. we don't have sex
for sex does not really exist. It's just a crutch for weak-minded masturbators.

:evilgrin:
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Philosophy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 01:52 PM
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8. "Friedrich Nietzsche!"
Zarathustra!

Zarathustra!

Zarathustra!
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Darkseid69 Donating Member (285 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 01:53 PM
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10. "Surrender Dorothy!"
Now what movie was that from?
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On the Road Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 02:02 PM
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14. "Surrender Dorothy!" -- Now THAT's a Famous Piece of Graffiti

(Off thread, but I can't resist)

When you drive west on the DC beltway through Silver Spring, the highway goes down a long slow hill then curves. Rising up before you, larger than life, is the Mormon Temple -- huge modernistic spires with the angel Gabriel blowing a trumpet on top. It's very dramatic. On a railroad trestle just before you reach the temple, a wag had spray-painted in enormous letters: "Surrender Dorothy!"

Been painted over twice. It's my favorite piece of graffiti.
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 04:04 PM
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29. OMG! That's still there?!
I miss seeing that!! I had totally forgotten about it! :thumbsup: That's a DC landmark alright.
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StaggerLee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 01:55 PM
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11. GO ME!
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Loonman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 01:57 PM
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12. Mom!
LOL
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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 02:06 PM
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15. how about??
Imaginary Cloud Being? O8)
LuLu
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ACK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 02:16 PM
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16. Jesus Fucking Christ on a stick! That is great! More! Right there!
You wanted an honest answer, right?
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 03:59 PM
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26. I GOT A GREAT laugh out of that!! LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT
is another one for me.....
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 05:43 PM
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38. I Just Love It...
:-)
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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 02:19 PM
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17. think of sentences composed of your favorite 4 letter words ....
If there is a God(dess) she'd be blushin' if she was listenin' ....

:hippie:
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geniph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 02:32 PM
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18. Either, "Yes, right there!" or
"Stop that or I'll wriggle out of the handcuffs!"
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roughsatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 02:49 PM
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19. If you are Christian it is breaking a commandment
Taking the Lords name in vain. An athiest is just having a good time.
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 03:01 PM
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20. I'm not breakin' a commandment
I mean it. Most times I think I'm having a stroke and call for divine intervention.
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 03:14 PM
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22. "Thank you Mistress, may I have another?"
Or, er, just the "god" thing. It's all good.

:P
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 03:17 PM
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23. NO GOD! NO GOD! NO GOD!
Now ask a tough one
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 04:00 PM
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27. OH DOG! OH DOG! OOOOOOOHHH DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!!!
;)
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 04:07 PM
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31. That's dyslexics (n/t)
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Feanorcurufinwe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 03:19 PM
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24. C'est si bon!!
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 04:03 PM
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28. Their name!
;-) :7
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JustJoe Donating Member (535 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 04:04 PM
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30. The Origin of Species!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 04:30 PM
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32. They yell "SHAZAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I mean, who doesn't? :shrug:

Anyone wanna hear me sometime? :evilgrin:
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 04:30 PM
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33. In my case, it's...

..."I'M FUCKIN' CUMMING!!!"

All right, Puritans, you can flame me now!
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 04:35 PM
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34. Ride 'em Cowboy!
or Cowgirl as the case may be. (Wouldn't wanta be accused of being sexist or exclusionary.) :-)

Darth Velma
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 04:50 PM
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35. Oh Fuck Yeah...
is what my boy says...I say oh shit and harder. LOL.
BigMcLargeHuge, that is very sweet. I'm sure your significant other feels very special.:loveya:
Duckie
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SPICYHOT Donating Member (345 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 05:06 PM
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36. what about..
oh yeah more, harder, fuck, oh don't stop, etc
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 05:08 PM
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37. Oh, Betty!
What--your name's Mabel?
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