Troll Target Practice - Democratic Underground

MrScorpio

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Fri Mar-20-09 10:50 PM
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Troll Target Practice

If you're like me, you hate it when trolls are TS'd BEFORE you get your licks in. After the dig, let the pizzas fly, right?

But what we know about life, we know that practice makes perfect, and when a troll rears their ugly head you can take it to him hard and fast.

This thread is for all of you. I'll post a pic of a troll and you can have at him.

Enjoy.

"I am a troll... All of you are liberal
boo boo heads. Nah-nah-nah-nana!"

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flvegan

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Fri Mar-20-09 10:52 PM
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1. Nice non-existant penis, sheep fellator

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old mark

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Fri Mar-20-09 10:54 PM
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2. Nice hair, though.......nt

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krispos42

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Fri Mar-20-09 10:55 PM
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3. Smile!

Oh, lookie, a fission vision.

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BikeWriter

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Fri Mar-20-09 11:00 PM
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4. Oh, this troll won't last long! ALERTED!

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MrScorpio

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Fri Mar-20-09 11:02 PM
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5. Was that a simulated or real world alert?

You didn't employ live ammo instead of practice ammo, did you?

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BikeWriter

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Fri Mar-20-09 11:07 PM
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6. Simulated, of course. I never cry wolf.

:toast:

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MrScorpio

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Fri Mar-20-09 11:11 PM
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7. Cool.

Good thing that an old warrior like you knows the diff between an exercise and actual combat

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targetpractice

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Fri Mar-20-09 11:14 PM
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8. Hey!

I resemble your insinuation!

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MrScorpio

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Fri Mar-20-09 11:17 PM
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9. I left off the verb and indefinite article to make sure that you're not implicated

Why didn't you notice that?

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targetpractice

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Sat Mar-21-09 12:08 AM
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12. Why?

Because...

A. I'm slightly intoxicated;

2. I saw a chance to use a joke from Groucho Marx and/or The Three Stooges;

And finally, B... Am I in some article? Where?

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BikeWriter

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Fri Mar-20-09 11:20 PM
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10. You tell him. You can't let him get away with calling you that!

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DemBones DemBones

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Fri Mar-20-09 11:21 PM
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11. IBTL

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