I don't have any pet peeves! Feel lost!! Help!!!

I feel so out of place here today, cuz' I ain't got no stinking pet peeves at all. I mean, there's a few things I don't like, but none of them rise to the pet peeve level.

Do you think I'm afraid to have pet peeves? Maybe so. When I was in third grade, the teacher gave us an assignment to write about our pet peeves. I didn't have any then, either, but I couldn't say that, so I faked it and said my pet peeve was how people always say snakes are slimy. Snakes aren't slimy, they have smooth, dry scales. So for years, all the other kids called me "slimy" behind my back. So yeah, maybe that's it, I'm suffering from some sort of rare pet peeve phobia. I bet if those cruel third graders knew how thay have ruined my life, they woulda' been nicer, huh?
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