Hey, I know this is mean and

it may even get locked, but you need to know what I'm up against here in the frigid northeast. I just got "winked" at on match.com, by this guy:



Fuck. Me. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Disclaimer: I'm sure he has a great personality.

He looks like Marrying material.
:P :rofl: did ya wink back?
I wouldn't let this one get away. :dunce:

And no, I opted against reciprocation. :P

in-duh-vidual?

:rofl:

I changed my picture yesterday... maybe that's it? :D

She's kinda hot!

:silly:

:blush: :rofl:

When the revolution comes, he can protect you from the insurgent deer.

... to gain a fresh perspective!

;-)

:P

But I think you can safely pass this one by...

:yoiks:

Where are the Real Men? Wait, he is a Real Man. Where are the Citified PrettyBoys?

but I hope you find your prince soon!

:hug:

Thank you! :hug:

:evilgrin:

*sigh*

Seriously... can you even imagine hoe unnerving this guy's house must be, with all of these dead things staring at you?

*ewwwz* *shudderz*

Not until the kids are grown, anyway. Their father lives here and I would not move them from him. Believe me when I say I'd like to be gone. I really, really would!

Avoid guys who wear dead animals on their heads.

:hi:

:scared:


All those eyes watching!

Who needs a mirror on the celing?.... :rofl:

He looks like he could use a woman's help with his wardrobe accessories.


:hide:

:eyes:

:P

I'm all twitterpated!!!!! :rofl:

just try and pry that rifle out of those cold dead paws.

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No shit!

:rofl:

There is this look of fear, psychotic even. He looks scared to death.

In this one he looks very civilized, but all of them have the eyes. Save me, Tuesday Afternoon! :D

THAT is the civilized one?? Holy Hell! :rofl:

(laughs nervously)

:rofl:

Good Luck with that one!

:(

:hi:

One (1) Keyboard
One (1) Service to remove coffee from Monitor

:spray:

:*

Any opportunity to make a Better Off Dead reference, I'm there.

In college, we would often play it and drink every time "2 dollars" or "K-12" was said. That scene after the dance when Lane is being chased by the gang of paperboys was BRUTAL!!!

:scared:


hmmm I wonder if he has a groundhog recipe for Inchy!!!!


:rofl:


:hi:


lost

Oh, and to wear, of course!

:rofl:

Want me to forward his profile so you can ask him? :P

:D

:rofl:

:cry: :P

;)

But I love to dance and socialize and it bothers the CRAP out of me that a woman isn't supposed to do those things alone. At least, not a woman going on 46.

he left her for another woman. Lots of money involved so it is a LONG process. They were married 25 (really 28 since they are still married) years. She is really having the time of her life. She does hate when events come up that "require" a date, but she is learning to love being single. And she is finding out how strong she really is. I hope that you know that you deserve the most awesome person. You shouldn't settle even when you feel lonely. I know that sounds silly coming from a married 30 year old, but you seem to be too good of a person to ever have someone like in that pic!!!!!! And he may be the nicest guy ever... Whatever. I just want you to realize you are the bestest even without a date or man!!

Sorry that I went there, but you are a gorgeous sweet gal! And you should ALWAYS know that!

I will say nothing, and just appreciate your kind words.

:rofl:



:D :D :D :D :D

Something to think about... the furries, I mean. :rofl:

to see if there's a clearer pic. :D

the hair of a dead thing. :P

:rofl:

Tell her I have his email address! :rofl:

No, no, no.

I will not be married to a walking raccoon.

I'd hate to imagine your family falling apart over this. :rofl:

No! Don't do it!!! :scared:

Or was that her BIL? Either way, don't worry! I can't remember ever being that lonely. :D

technically, half-sister-in-law.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=post&forum=389&topic_id=5385933&mesg_id=5385933

If he has a job, (with benefits, of course), I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss him, if I were you.

:eyes: I do hope you're kidding, bluedigger!

And we're gonna need to see the truck before we can make a final judgement as to his
crim son-worthiness!:rofl:

"Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills."


Crim son :hi: :hug:

I hadn't heard that one! :rofl:

:hug: :loveya: :hi:

He'd be able to keep meat on the table for you and the kids--right? You have to start thinking ahead to when the societal collapse comes--this guy COULD be your ticket to survival! He may have a lovely lodge in the remotest part of the backwoods where the ravaging hoards can't possibly find you. When anarchy hits this guy could be ALL you ever dreamed of!

Or he could just be a strange motherf***er wearing a dead animal on his head living in a shack without heat and running water someplace ten miles past boo-foo no-place...

If it was me, I think I'd follow my instincts. If the chemistry just isn't there don't try and fake it.

:evilgrin:


Laura

Is it possible at all that this guy just has a "quirky" sense of humor?

The other pics show him in either the same fur outfit, or in fur and a baseball cap. He is never smiling. It's Maine!

You could have just said I wasn't your type. Now everyone's making fun of me.

/runs to room crying

I paid you yer money and now you shut up! :evilgrin:

If Raffi were a survivalist......

Yes?

http://www.raffinews.com/

He is an opiate to 2 year olds....

Separated at birth!

:silly:

Welcom to DU, guy!

:rofl:

Now where did I put that bleach....:rofl:

That's put a damper on his ardor, I'm sure. :P

What more could you ask for in a Real Man Dream Mate?

Get with the program, crimmie ;)

:hi:

He's a walking violation of the Endangered Species Act.

:shrug:

Judging by that wall behind him, even the Bears he hunted have guns. :scared: :scared:

Geez, I like the feel of fur too, but I'd prefer purring live fur over dead stuff anyday.

I'd say that dude's got a definite fur fetish. Wait until you receive a video of him doing unmentionables with fur next. The wink will look like a walk through the park at that point. You may need therapy. :evilgrin:

against him, so be real careful if he asks you to go camping.

:hide:

Unfortunately that table would probably be in his locked basement!

:scared:

while he growls in your ear

Pimp of the Wild Frontier