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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-06-09 10:07 AM
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Is putting a hit out on a co-worker considered bad form?
Will it affect my performance review?

:shrug:
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-06-09 10:08 AM
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1. Nah. But only hit on your boss.
That way you KNOW you'll get a good review :thumbsup:
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-06-09 10:09 AM
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2. I want to eliminate a co-worker not date them!
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-06-09 10:10 AM
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3. Well, you still can't go wrong if you hit on your boss
Because maybe you'll lure your boss into your evil web, and the boss will perform the hit. Or maybe just fire the co-worker. Either way, mission accomplished.
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-06-09 10:12 AM
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5. um....he's not my type
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quakerboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-06-09 11:35 AM
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15. Now what in the world does that have to do with anything?
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-06-09 10:11 AM
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4. ...
:popcorn:
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-06-09 10:13 AM
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6. what?
I want to kill a coworker...is that a taboo topic here?

:hi:
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-06-09 10:15 AM
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9. No, not at all
just curious how others would accomplish said task. ;)

Don't mind me...


:P
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-06-09 10:18 AM
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10. I bet some DUers would have very good ideas
Some of us are very devious

:hi:
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-06-09 10:28 AM
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12. I know!
This bunch can solve almost any "problem". :)
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-06-09 10:13 AM
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7. I wouldn't think so.
If anything, your performance review should improve if you are successful with said hit! :P
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-06-09 10:14 AM
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8. cool...do you have any connections?
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-06-09 10:19 AM
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11. I've worked for a few folks over the years that I'd like to whack.
Very bad form, but can't say I blame you.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-06-09 10:44 AM
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13. As long as your pinkie is extended when you pull the trigger --
Your form should be fine ;)
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-06-09 11:00 AM
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14. Hehe...
:rofl:
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-06-09 12:26 PM
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16. What they don't know can't hurt you
Do it, keep it secret and pay the hitman in cash.
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-06-09 12:31 PM
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18. good advice
:thumbsup:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-06-09 12:29 PM
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17. If it's Reagan or Allyson
I'll go halfsies with you. :hide:
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-06-09 12:32 PM
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19. no it's Rich
:)
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-06-09 12:34 PM
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20. Criss-Cross. You've seen "Throw Mamma From the Train."
You hit someone else's co-worker, they hit yours, nobody catches on. Just don't hire a little nerd named Owen. And if you are a little nerd named Owen, don't worry, no one will suspect you.
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mix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-06-09 12:49 PM
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21. only if the plot is discovered n/t
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