Dirty Bastard Aptitude Geek Quiz - Democratic Underground

pokerfan

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Thu Apr-09-09 07:53 PM
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Dirty Bastard Aptitude Geek Quiz

Are you an unorganized, sloppy mess, or do you keep yourself neat, clean and together? Take the http://i.gizmodo.com/5202246/take-the-dbag-the-dirty-bastard-aptitude-geek-quiz">DBAG to find out once and for all just how much of a disaster you are.

To take the test, simply read the following 25 questions and keep track of how many times you answer "yes." At the end, we'll be able to tell you just how gross you are based on this number. Now pay attention!

My DBAG quotient is 2. Looks about right.

You're very organized, but not so much that you can't work without your pens being perfectly parallel on your desk. You just don't like clutter or disorganization, which is pretty damned admirable. You were the kind of kid who cleaned your room for fun, much to the pleasure and possibly confusion of your parents.

In my defense, part of the reason for my low score is the simple fact that I don't own some of the gadgets mentioned nor do I belong to Facebook.

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mix

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Thu Apr-09-09 07:59 PM
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1. dig the surf cars

Edited on Thu Apr-09-09 08:01 PM by mix

i know i tend towards filthy swinedoom, so no need to take the test...but your world looks functional and orderly

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pokerfan

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Thu Apr-09-09 08:17 PM
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6. you should see my hard drive

and my bookmarks. Both are organized according to the Dewey Decimal System.

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mix

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Thu Apr-09-09 08:21 PM
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7. love John Dewey

i too have a lot of files to keep in order and that grow and grow, but I have my own system that seems to work...maybe someday though I'll have use the DDS...

I move around a lot so I do not have one area where I do my work, just a trail of mess...

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Deja Q

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Thu Apr-09-09 07:59 PM
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2. Does "DBAG" rhyme with "Tea bag"? Oh, my score is

:evilgrin:

Oh, I'm more like this:

(barely 16 pts, but I qualify)

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SoxFan

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Thu Apr-09-09 08:05 PM
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4. ...

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pokerfan

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Thu Apr-09-09 08:06 PM
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5. Also in my defense

I bought a new computer a couple of weeks ago. Prompted me to clean my desk and organize my computer files.

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Tuesday Afternoon

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Thu Apr-09-09 08:04 PM
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3. me too ...

7 yes.

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dread

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Thu Apr-09-09 08:47 PM
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8. 13...middleof the road

this is my actual workspace.

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DeepBlueC

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Thu Apr-09-09 08:51 PM
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9. yes I'm a 2 too

and for the same reason. But I'm not a computer slob either.

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NYC_SKP

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Thu Apr-09-09 09:09 PM
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10. Whose office space is featured in that pic?

On the one hand, I could believe it's yours, mac gear, some cool gadgets.

On the other hand, it looks a little too neat and there's no Calvin and Hobbes stuff.

So, whose office is it? :P

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pokerfan

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Thu Apr-09-09 09:29 PM
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11. If you take the quiz, they make a prediction of what your desk must look like

Mine is an old military desk that weighs about three hundred pounds, empty.

Right now, it has a six bay desktop tower, external hard drive, couple of monitors, a spindle of blank DVDs/CDs, an answering machine/cordless phone, coffee cup and a remote for the stereo.

But no mac gear. :)

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