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IndianaGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-19-09 01:48 PM
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The Ten Best Sex Toys
The Ten Best Sex Toys

Are you feeling adventurous? Looking for a new plaything for the bedroom? If so, there are plenty of choices to set your libido racing

By Charlotte Philby

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/sex-industry/the-ten-best-sex-toys-939780.html
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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-19-09 01:49 PM
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1. Susan Boyle is not an object!
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MajorChode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-19-09 02:33 PM
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2. I couldn't even figure out what to do with most of that shit
That candle sure did look like it would hurt going in.
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davsand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-19-09 03:24 PM
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3. Most of that stuff seems fairly "mainstream."
Seriously.

I do think, however, that the lucite display rack they used for the dildo is something you won't see in most homes. Seems like that stuff ends up in a drawer or something...

:shrug:



Laura
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-19-09 03:44 PM
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4. *yawn*
:boring:
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-19-09 04:35 PM
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5. Seriously.
That's as pathetic a collection of sex toys I've seen in a long time.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-19-09 04:39 PM
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7. Those toys blow goats.
Not a cat o' nine tails in the entire lot. I don't know what kind of sex they're having in Britain these days, but it must be boring as hell.
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-19-09 04:45 PM
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8. Cat o' nine tails?? I prefer this:



I can't imagine how they even stay awake for sex in Britain, if they're using those lame-ass 'toys'. :eyes:
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-19-09 05:26 PM
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14. I lived in the UK in 1991-1992
And I have to say that, even though I didn't have any sex over there, it sure seemed a lot more interesting then.

I hate to say this, but has the New Labour government of Tony Blair/Gordon Brown completely destroyed any vestige of that closet British kinkiness? Maybe the yawn-inducing sex is the reason for the explosion in amphetamine abuse?

How tragic :cry:
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-19-09 04:39 PM
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6. My favorite sex toy is my brain......
anyway, that article is British.
British sex toys? Please....


mark
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realisticphish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-19-09 04:55 PM
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9. haha
seriously, that's boring as shit.

Half that stuff looks like you could buy it at target
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lizerdbits Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-19-09 04:56 PM
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10. Spanking is taboo?
Edited on Sun Apr-19-09 04:57 PM by lizerdbits
Had no idea.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-19-09 05:25 PM
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13. It is taboo for me.
Fuck that shit.

Physical abuse is not a turn on for me. But it would get you belted in the chops, if you like that sort of thing.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-19-09 05:43 PM
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16. there is a big difference between people who enjoy the sensation of pain
and physical abuse.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-19-09 05:52 PM
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19. Sure there is, if it's consentual. I don't like it. n/t
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kimmerspixelated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-19-09 04:57 PM
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11. Chinese Balls??
Tell me about the effectiveness of such said weird item!
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-19-09 05:15 PM
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12. No anal beads?
:wtf:
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-19-09 05:42 PM
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15. those are barely sex toys, should be relabelled top 10 sex toys for prudes
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-19-09 05:45 PM
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17. Not a "bullet" mentioned in the whole thing. I'm disappointed.
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Rhiannon12866 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-20-09 01:32 AM
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28. I'm with you...
These seem pretty tame to me... ;)
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-19-09 07:07 PM
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23. I agree.
I was expecting more. Honestly, I think the whole article could be posted here and the mods wouldn't even consider it a sex thread worthy of being locked.
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geomon666 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-19-09 05:50 PM
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18. According to many locals...
I am one of the top 10 sex toys in the city. B-)
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-19-09 05:53 PM
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20. Good for you!
:eyes:
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geomon666 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-19-09 06:48 PM
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22. Thanks.
Edited on Sun Apr-19-09 06:48 PM by geomon666
I could use the pity pat. :)
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Odin2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-19-09 06:26 PM
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21. ARGGHHH!!! I should of never opened that link...
Those fancy cuffs just caused my recurring nightmare to pop into my head. :cry:
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jmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-19-09 07:24 PM
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24. These are the best toys if
you're the kind of person who thinks the KY commercials are risque.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-20-09 01:23 AM
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25. Let's see a link for some REAL ones.
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FunkyLeprechaun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-20-09 01:29 AM
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26. Off topic, you should read about Charlotte Philby
Her grandfather was Kim Philby, and it's an interesting read!
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-20-09 01:31 AM
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27. Uhhh... where is the testicle pump so I can make my sack huge?
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-20-09 01:44 AM
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29. I get a lot of emails about that. I'll forward them.
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