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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-22-09 07:51 PM
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Does this look infected to you? n/t
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-22-09 07:52 PM
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1. Yes. I recommend amputation.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-22-09 07:54 PM
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3. But it's on my forehead.
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A HERETIC I AM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-22-09 07:55 PM
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4. Then use your sharpest knife.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-22-09 07:56 PM
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6. But what if I pass out before I'm finished?
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A HERETIC I AM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-22-09 08:00 PM
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11. If you pass out, you cut too slowly.
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-22-09 07:56 PM
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5. Cut it off and sell it on ebay as a genuine eunicorn horn.
:D
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-22-09 07:57 PM
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7. How do I keep it fresh for shipment?
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-22-09 07:58 PM
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8. dehydrate it, then coat it in carnuba wax.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-22-09 07:59 PM
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10. It will be hard to dry out....it is quite large...
Edited on Wed Apr-22-09 08:00 PM by LeftyFingerPop
about the size of a pillow.
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-22-09 08:01 PM
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13. That's what the oven's for. Just set it on broil.
Roll it in salt, and put it in the over for four hours
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A HERETIC I AM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-22-09 08:07 PM
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20. Broil?!? You want to dry it out, not toast it.
Unless, of course, you want to make soup later. In that case, roll it in salt and spread Tomato Paste on it as well.
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A HERETIC I AM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-22-09 07:52 PM
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2. Yes. Cut it off.
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-22-09 07:59 PM
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9. It won't hurt if you cut really fast.
I promise.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-22-09 08:02 PM
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15. Too many people here are telling me to stab myself.
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A HERETIC I AM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-22-09 08:03 PM
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16. Cutting is not stabbing.
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-22-09 08:38 PM
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25. No, just cut.
Just use a really sharp clean knife.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-22-09 08:00 PM
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12. Get to the doctor PRONTO!!!!!
I see all kinds of strep and staph and salmonella and e-coli and ebola and YEAH all of that other stuff.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-22-09 08:04 PM
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17. There is no Dr. Pronto in my town.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-22-09 08:07 PM
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19. Aw man! Well can I be the beneficiary on your life insurance policy?
:P
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-22-09 08:01 PM
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14. My dog could chew that off quickly.
And we'll bury it in the back yard.
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A HERETIC I AM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-22-09 08:05 PM
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Dog muncherization. Good idea.
Edited on Wed Apr-22-09 08:09 PM by A HERETIC I AM
Nothing too disgusting or infected that a decent pooch won't snork right up.

edited cause I misspelled "muncherization"
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-22-09 08:27 PM
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23. My dog would eat cat poop if I didn't put the kitty litter in the basement.
He's gross like that. :eyes:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-22-09 08:05 PM
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18. Your dog is not getting near me with those anal glands.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-22-09 08:10 PM
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21. His anal glands are emptied now.
He'll just chew your nuts off if you challenge me. :D
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-22-09 08:18 PM
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22. Which one?
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-22-09 08:28 PM
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24. Scratching it will only make it fester
I'd put a band-aid on it and get to the ER, ASAP.
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