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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-23-09 03:58 PM
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the truckstop bathroom wall poetry thread
here i sit,
cheeks a-flexin'
about to give birth to another texan
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Demoiselle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-23-09 04:31 PM
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1. OK:
..There's no use climbing on the seat
The crabs in here can jump six feet.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-23-09 05:22 PM
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2. Over the toilet paper:
"Another fine abrasive product by 3M"
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Xithras Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-23-09 06:08 PM
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12. On a related note
This toilet paper is like John Wayne. Tough as nails and dont take sh#t off nobody.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-23-09 05:22 PM
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3. Over the urinal:
"Please don't eat the little pink mints"
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TX Screwball Donating Member (246 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-23-09 05:48 PM
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4. OH MY GAUD!!!!!!
That has GOT to be the best joke EVAH!!!


What are you? 12 years old?

Grow Up, Asshat!
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-23-09 05:50 PM
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6. fuck yourself
shitstain
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TX Screwball Donating Member (246 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-23-09 06:05 PM
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10. Oh, I'm soo sorry!
I'm just saying you one funny motherfucker.
So original..
So smart...

You Are Special!!!

Don't let your babysitter tell you otherwise.

You need to spend less time in the men's room. People are talking...
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-23-09 05:50 PM
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5. Best ever-seen in a guardpost in Germany (US ARMY)
simple, to the point, and all encompassing


LICK
MY
FU&K
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-23-09 05:52 PM
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7. Seen in Ohio...
Show hard by the Maps for a BJ!

:yoiks:

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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-23-09 05:54 PM
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8. Remember pay toilets?
Here I sit all brokenhearted.
Paid to shit and only farted.

Oh my.
:eyes:
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-23-09 05:56 PM
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9. "A man's 'ambition' must be small,
if he'll scrawl his name on a privy wall."
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LisaM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-23-09 06:07 PM
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11. It makes me so sad
the bar I go to (with our writers' group) recently cleaned up the ladies' room and all the great three years of graffiti is GONE. So much for the running dialogue between all the women who have fucked Justin Schimdt (the raves were such that I actually asked the bartender if he knew who that was! Just to get a look at him).
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Xithras Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-23-09 06:13 PM
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13. My all time fave
Here I Am. In A Caper. Some Dick Stole The Toilet Paper.
Shall I Sit Here? Shall I Linger? Am I Forced To Use My Finger?
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hellbound-liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-23-09 06:36 PM
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14. Those who write on bathroom walls,
Roll their shit in little balls.
Ye who read these words of wit,
Eat these little balls of shit.
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Mike 03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-23-09 06:53 PM
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15. Truckdriver bathroom scrawl needs to be examined closely by
Edited on Thu Apr-23-09 06:55 PM by Mike 03
Behavioral Scientists from the BSU at the F.B.I., because it's beginning to look--from the map the FBI released a week ago--like a few (or many) of them are compulsive serial killers, and in the past many of them have left clues on bathroom stall walls while taking a shit.
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