I'm thinking about lounging in SPAM - Democratic Underground

HopeHoops

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Thu Apr-23-09 05:44 PM
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I'm thinking about lounging in SPAM

I've got a plastic wading pool. I just need to hit the dollar store and get a shitload of out-of-date cans of SPAM, slice them up, and toss them in. Get naked and - SPAM lounging HEAVEN! Wait, I'm vegetarian. Forget it. I'll use canned spinach instead.

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Chan790

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Thu Apr-23-09 05:47 PM
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1. I find that soaking tofu in sea-salt brine tastes just like Spam...

in case you ever get a Spam craving. Because what veg*n doesn't miss Spam?

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HopeHoops

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Thu Apr-23-09 05:49 PM
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2. Ah, but can you take that sea-salt brine soaked tofu and...

Put diagonal cris-cross slices all over it, stuff whole cloves into the intersections and bake it with a pineapple ring and cherry on top covered in a really sickening sweet glaze?

I suppose you would have to serve that with a waldorf salad that has multi-colored mini marshmallows in it.

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Chan790

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Thu Apr-23-09 05:54 PM
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5. I could...

but that's a waste of perfectly good cloves, cherries and pineapples.

I never eat marshmallows.

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HopeHoops

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Thu Apr-23-09 05:56 PM
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6. Actually, marshmallows are the only non-vegetarian substance my kids eat.

They like them roasted over the fire after we do veggie dogs on a stick. I don't eat them.

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Chan790

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Thu Apr-23-09 06:07 PM
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7. They make vegan ones now...

http://www.sweetandsara.com/

They have to be refrigerated just like the traditional ones made with mallow. They don't say but I suspect that is their "secret proprietary gel". Also, it's nice that they're square because you can't confuse them for the non-vegan ones.

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HopeHoops

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Thu Apr-23-09 06:09 PM
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8. The only ones I've ever tried were pretty gross.

I'll look into those.

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Bucky

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Thu Apr-23-09 05:51 PM
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3. Get paid for viewing *Pron* -- You're guaranteed accepted on this credit card -- Need Viagra Now?

Is that enough spam for ya, or should I send you some of my left over Nigerian millionaire offers?

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HopeHoops

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Thu Apr-23-09 05:53 PM
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4. You forgot to enlarge my PENIS!

What good is SPAM without THAT?

Actually, there was a cartoon in The New Yorker about ten years ago - just a guy sitting at a desk with a computer. The caption was something like:

"Thank you for your concern, but at this time I am perfectly satisfied with the size of my penis."

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