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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-27-09 03:35 PM
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So what are you going to buy at the grocery store in case you're stuck inside
for two weeks hiding from The Bib Bad Flu?

-Bisquick (easier to make biscuits than bake bread)
-Frozen orange juice
-Parmalat milk
-Eggs, liquid if they have them
-Butter
-Mayo

We're nicely stocked on pretty much everything else already.

Redstone

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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-27-09 03:38 PM
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1. Beer, vodka, dog food, cat food
Two weeks worth of Smart Bacon

Vegenaise

Hoagie rolls (have to freeze some, I suppose)

More tater tots than anyone has ever seen.

Hey, it's survival time, and I'm going to want comfort food.
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-27-09 04:09 PM
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6. You're making me jealous; I've had to part ways with the vodka. But wait...
I'll be REALLY bored and may have to keep some around for medicinal purposes anyway.

And thanks for the reminder about the dog / cat food; although we'd certainly share with them if needed.

Does "Smart Bacon" have a longer shelf life after opening than the swine kind?

Redstone
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-27-09 05:17 PM
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12. On the Smart Bacon
I haven't had a problem with shelf life after opening. But, like most bacon, it doesn't go uneaten long enough for a real world test. I just put it in a Ziplock and place back in the fridge.
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-27-09 06:52 PM
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15. I'm gonna get me some of that. Who the hell cares if it came from a pig,
as long as it tastes like bacon? I could baconize SO many things that I don't now.

Redstone
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-27-09 03:53 PM
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2. Booze
More booze
We've got food and water, as well as lots of ammo (you know damn well it's a Zombie virus). :hide:
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-27-09 03:59 PM
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3. You're making me jealous, too.
Redstone
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-27-09 04:06 PM
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4. Nothing. I'll just leach off my neighbors
I am a Demmycrat after all.
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JitterbugPerfume Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-27-09 04:07 PM
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5. canned soup
and cat food
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hedgehog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-27-09 08:02 PM
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17. That's my plan.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-27-09 04:09 PM
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7. Let's see...
TP
chicken
soup veggies
garlic
lamb's blood
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-27-09 04:11 PM
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8. Tamiflu and duct tape.
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-27-09 04:16 PM
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9. Vodka, cigarettes and fireworks
WOMAN: Excuse me. Can I help you?

VINCENT: Aw, dammit!

ELAINE: (confused) Uh, I'm here to see Vincent.

WOMAN: Well, I'm his mother. Vincent, what's going on here?

(The woman pushes the door wide open, revealing Vincent standing there. Vincent is a bespectacled, geeky, teen in a plaid shirt. He throws his hands up to cover his face.)

VINCENT: (shrieks) No, my acne!

(Vincent darts away from the door into the apartment. Elaine is open-mouthed in surprise.)

WOMAN: (regarding the grocery bag) What do you have here?

(Vincent's mother grabs the top of the bag and begins to rummage through the contents.)

WOMAN: (disapproving) Vodka, cigarettes, fireworks. What kind of a sick woman brings this to a fifteen year old?

ELAINE: (sick smile) We have the same taste in movies.

:rofl:
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-27-09 04:40 PM
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10. Oh, I almost forgot - a LONG visit to the library, too.
Redstone
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hedgehog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-27-09 08:03 PM
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18. It's not a pandemic, it's my chance to read all those books I've bought!
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-27-09 08:58 PM
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22. Here in Connecticut, you can use your library card at any library in the state,
and the towns around us are very small, so I have six to pick from within ten miles. I'm stocking up!

Redstone
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-27-09 04:51 PM
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11. Two weeks? Six cases of Barefoot Chardonnay, the 1.5 L size.
No, make that seven.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-27-09 05:17 PM
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13. And that's just to shut the kids up.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-27-09 08:08 PM
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19. Heeee!
:rofl:
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-27-09 05:47 PM
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14. Well, 15 years ago I would have said condoms
but I got them snipped 14 ago, so I might have to go with JiffyPop now.



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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-27-09 08:01 PM
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16. Steaks, ice cream, bread, butter,
onions, garlic, ribs, frozen vegetables, milk, ice cream, pasta, Newman's spaghetti sauce, Locatelli, ice cream, beer, toilet paper, detergent, bleach, ice cream.

And ice cream.

Pretzels. Chips.

Ice cream.
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-27-09 08:18 PM
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20. We have plenty of everything at the house already.
We stay prepared.

The animals included.
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-27-09 09:06 PM
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24. Good idea. As I said, we're well-stocked on everything except what's on my list;
for example we could eat pasta with tomato sauce (customized canned tomatoes) for about two months, if we could stand it.

Not to mention tuna, black beans, garbanzos, olives, artichoke hearts, and Stagg's chili.

Redstone
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dgibby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-27-09 08:29 PM
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21. Stock up on:
prescription meds, gas for car, money from ATM, groceries, staples, etc. Also, I'll get stuff to treat symptoms of flu, like: tylenol, motrin, gatorade, pedialyte(if you have kids), other clear liquids, immodium, something for nausea, cough, sore throat, lots of tp and tissues. Having all that stuff on hand is the best way I know to ward off the flu. Good luck, everybody!
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-27-09 09:02 PM
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23. Have you ever heard the term "compromised immune system?" I have one of those, so
I'm not going anywhere from the day the first case is reported in my state, until it's over.

(Except for the occasional ride in the convertible, but I'm not stopping anywhere when I do that).

Redstone
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dgibby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-27-09 09:59 PM
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29. Yes.
I'm a retired RN. I had pneumonia 7 times in a 3 year period when I was working a primary care clinic, and I have asthma and a couple of other autoimmune diseases, so I'm not planning on going out, either.

Just heard on news that SC is saying they'll have to ration health supplies. Considering that the state is broke and the Gov. is a flaming A.H., I'm surprised they have any supplies to ration. If that's not bad enough, the flu is probably already in SC. They closed a school in the midlands because some of the students who had been to Mexico were symptomatic.

I'll be going out to stock up on supplies, but then it's home, sweet home, for me.

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hedgehog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 05:51 PM
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32. Oh Lord! The surest way to start hoarding is to say "ration"
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-27-09 09:09 PM
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25. Hmmm
Edited on Mon Apr-27-09 09:10 PM by BarenakedLady
Peanut butter/jelly
bread...(plus flour, yeast, etc. to make my own)
seltzer
cheese
crackers
enough fruits and veggies to last 2 weeks
coffee/non-dairy creamer/splenda
tp
oil/margarine
booze
eta: pet food...can't forget them.
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-27-09 09:13 PM
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26. Did you notice that almost everyone said "booze?" It is indeed a fact that people who
drink heavily are more resistant to radiation poisoning; maybe this would be a good test case for resistance to the Big Bad Flu?

Redstone
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-27-09 09:17 PM
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27. Well there is that
Plus, we are a bunch of lushes for the most part.

Hope you are feeling ok, Redstone.

:hug:
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 04:44 PM
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30. The last five days have been pretty good, thank you for asking. No more falling down.
Redstone
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bikebloke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-27-09 09:38 PM
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28. Is it too early for midnight raids on community gardens?
Under cover of darkness, I can crawl on my belly like a reptile harvesting veggies.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 05:49 PM
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31. If I'm stuck inside the grocery store I'll just help myself.
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Mike 03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 05:57 PM
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33. I did this years ago. It's not too hard.
Edited on Tue Apr-28-09 05:58 PM by Mike 03
As many gallons of water as you can safely store in your garage

The protein powder of your choice, in bulk.

Peanut butter (lasts forever, ignore the expiration date)

Grape nuts (boxes and boxes, again the expiration date is superfluous)

Almond milk, which does not require refrigeration

Fish:

Cans of Tuna
Cans of Sardines
Cans of Oysters
Cans of Mackeral

Beans:

Kidney Beans
Pinto Beans
Soy Beans (if you like soy)
Black Beans

Salad dressings not requiring refrigeration:

Olive oil based, usually

Health supplements of your choice

Tons of plastic bags

Toilet paper

Paper towels

Bleach

Basic emergency packs, allowing you to survive on the run for at least three days.

Batteries

VERY IMPORTANT: If you have pets, remember to plan for them as well. Water, dry food, canned food--enough for three weeks to three months.

Battery or crank operated radios, short wave radios, weather radios, all sorts of radios. Big radios, medium radios, small radios and miniature radios.

Radios.



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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 06:00 PM
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34. Girl Scout cookies
But only if they're made with real Girl Scout...
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