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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 05:02 PM Original message |
If one more fruit fly lands in my wine, I'll have to get up, |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 05:04 PM Response to Original message |
1. Ha! Flies experiencing take off difficulties are treating your Merlot like the Hudson River |
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malta blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 05:04 PM Response to Original message |
2. That's alcohol abuse! |
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NightWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 05:07 PM Response to Original message |
3. it's ok, they wont drink too much, live and let live *hick* |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 05:11 PM Response to Original message |
4. Pour them a glass of wine. |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 05:11 PM Response to Original message |
5. Make a setting for them with a glass of cheaper wine |
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jmowreader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 06:31 PM Response to Reply #5 |
10. It doesn't get much cheaper than what Midlo drinks herself |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 06:32 PM Response to Reply #10 |
12. I see |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 06:33 PM Response to Reply #10 |
13. Shit head. I drink cheap wine, not boxed wine. |
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jmowreader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 06:44 PM Response to Reply #13 |
15. Just remember... |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 06:45 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. Excellent point, freeper. I need a Costco run, when are you available? |
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jmowreader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 07:36 PM Response to Reply #16 |
22. Not for at least a month... |
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sasquatch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 09:21 PM Response to Reply #16 |
38. Oh great, non strop Michael McDonald |
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jmowreader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 07:38 PM Response to Reply #13 |
23. Oh, and by the way... |
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JitterbugPerfume (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 05:12 PM Response to Original message |
6. Just drink it straight out of the fruit jar |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 05:15 PM Response to Original message |
7. Shit - I read that as "I'll have to get it up" |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 06:53 PM Response to Reply #7 |
18. Well, see, now you got me thinking... |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 05:16 PM Response to Original message |
8. Get a straw. |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 05:20 PM Response to Original message |
9. screw the cap back on and throw out the rotten fruit |
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jmowreader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 06:32 PM Response to Original message |
11. Just drink it right out of the box, dear |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 06:41 PM Response to Original message |
14. It's extra protein -- you may have just invented the Midlothian Beach Diet |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 06:45 PM Response to Reply #14 |
17. It's crunchy. Me no like. |
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realisticphish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 06:58 PM Response to Original message |
19. shhh, or everyone else will want one |
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vard28 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 07:17 PM Response to Original message |
20. Sippy cup |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 07:59 PM Response to Reply #20 |
24. And it stops those nasty spills |
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vard28 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 08:10 PM Response to Reply #24 |
28. Exactly |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 08:12 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. The safest bet would be a camelback with a bite valve |
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vard28 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 08:15 PM Response to Reply #29 |
31. So... |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 08:28 PM Response to Reply #31 |
32. Yeah, pretty much |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 07:22 PM Response to Original message |
21. I've got Yakoff Smirnoff fruit flies right now. |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 08:01 PM Response to Original message |
25. he he - that's funny. |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 08:02 PM Response to Original message |
26. That would totally piss me off too. |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 08:06 PM Response to Original message |
27. Ironic, isn't it? |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 08:43 PM Response to Reply #27 |
33. Don't you think? |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 08:45 PM Response to Reply #33 |
34. I think I think. Though I'm not sure... |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 08:46 PM Response to Reply #34 |
35. You might think, therefore you might be? |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 08:48 PM Response to Reply #35 |
36. I think I thunk, therefore I'm a cyborg |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 11:12 PM Response to Reply #36 |
39. And all this time I just thought that "thunk" was bad English... |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 08:13 PM Response to Original message |
30. Here's what you need: |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 09:16 PM Response to Reply #30 |
37. This is why the Spanish invented Tapas |
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