Okay, this is a stupid thing I thought of during a discussion on something asinine the RNC Chairman said, which is everything the RNC Chairman says. I think I took the joke too far. Again.Original lyrics by Ray Evans and Jay Livingston
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the shameless Mr. Ed.
Go right to the source and ask the horse
He'll give you the answer of who to endorse.
He's always on a mindless course.
Talk to Mr. Ed.
People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Mister Ed will never speak unless he has something stupid to say.
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well listen to this.
"Vote for War & Death!"