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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 08:17 PM
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I sent the hubby out to get Children's Claritin. What will he bring home instead?
This will be interesting. He, for some unknown reason, can't for the life of him bring home what I ask for. I was going to go, but Bells wanted me here. Sooooo, what will it be? I am guessing regular Claritin or baby Tylenol.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 08:18 PM
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1. Liquor, Liquor
Trust me
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 08:22 PM
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2. Beer I am sure made the list!
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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 08:22 PM
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3. Chitlins and Clairol

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Maraya1969 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 08:33 PM
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4. I was going to post sometime but now I am just upset.
just kidding.....but that chitlin shit does not make me happy.
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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 08:44 PM
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6. My first trip to a Piggly Wiggly
I grew up in Mass and NH, in lilly-white suburban/exurban towns. In 1993, I moved to New Orleans, a city which is considerably more diverse. The first time I went into a local supermarket, which I think was a Piggly Wiggly, I was amazed at what I found in the meat section:

A Build-It-Yourself Pig Kit.

Hoofs, lips, ears, and whatever the hell a chitlin is.

I'm still unsettled by the experience!
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 08:38 PM
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5. A jar of pickled herring, a 3/4" socket wrench, a pair of sneakers,
a carton of Gauloises, a radio-controlled helicopter, a box of blueberry muffin mix, a glue gun, and some mothballs. He will totally forget the Claritin.
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 08:47 PM
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8. Are you following me around or something?
:P
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 08:52 PM
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14. No, you would use metric sockets and smoke unfiltered Camels.
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 08:54 PM
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16. well, whoever bought those things
must be channeling me or something...

:P
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 08:47 PM
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7. Lysol, Creme de Menthe, 4 bags of Twizzlers, a vise grip, two rulers, and a hat
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 08:48 PM
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9. one ruler, one yardstick...
come on, everyone knows that...
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 08:50 PM
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11. two table lamps, a portico, and a gallon of orange paint "because it was on sale"
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 08:51 PM
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13. rofl
of course.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 08:48 PM
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10. Condoms.
I want in on this pool.
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 08:55 PM
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17. You'll have to split it with me. +44-6.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 08:56 PM
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18. So I get 44, and you get 6?
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 08:50 PM
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12. A puppy
Basset Hound, to be precise
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RubyDuby in GA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 08:53 PM
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15. Wow. Your husband must be related to my husband.
Edited on Fri May-01-09 08:53 PM by RubyDuby in GA
I can send him a picture on his phone while he is at the store and he will still come out with the wrong thing. Sometimes I truly want to run away from home.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 09:05 PM
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19. You must inform us
when he returns! :) :hi:
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 09:07 PM
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20. Menthol cigarettes
Menthol is for allergies. Are you some sort of perfectionist? :D
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 09:10 PM
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21. I remember when my infants were ill
Scared me.

:hug:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 09:35 PM
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27. Yes indeed!
Especially with this dumbass flu goin round! :hug:
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 09:44 PM
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32. Recovery is on the way


:hug:
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alphafemale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 09:10 PM
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22. Porn and Oreos
Unless they have a list...that is what is on their brain.

:evilgrin:
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 09:22 PM
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23. What a CUTIE!!!! I love the pic!!
The baby, not the hubby....

Bake
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 09:35 PM
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28. She is a doll, huh? You have been gone awhile! I have
had this as my sig pic for a long time.
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 09:57 PM
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36. I've only been MIA for about a month.
I know, it seems like an eternity.

But what a cuuuuuute baby!!!! I just want to squeeze those cheeks!!

Bake
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 10:23 PM
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37. They are definitely squeezable!!
And since you missed a month AHEM (aka an excuse to show Bella pics):
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vard28 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 09:27 PM
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24. Shell hasn't replied in a while
You realize she had to go back out and get the correct item herself, right?

:rofl:
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 09:29 PM
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25. No doubt.
:rofl:

Bake
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 09:32 PM
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26. Ok! So, he did good! He asked the pharmacist and he called me!!!
So now I suck for doubting him. :)
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 09:41 PM
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30. Well, don't you feel sheepish
How could you EVER doubt him?

You'd better treat him to a feast at the Olive Garden.
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Muttocracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 09:53 PM
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35. so he's one of the ones I see in the grocery store, Target, etc. asking questions on cell phone :)
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 11:04 PM
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40. I guess he finally learned.
:7
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 09:39 PM
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29. "Honey! Guess what? They've got a NEW version of WoW!"
"What? Claritin? Aw, geez...."
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 09:43 PM
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31. Why?!1 Are husbands totally dense and helpless?!1 n/t
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 09:50 PM
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34. At times, you bet!
I can only speak for my own though.
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Justyce Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 09:47 PM
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33. I think they do it so we'll quit asking them to go....
;-)
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carlyhippy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 10:26 PM
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38. mine would come home with the store brand claritin along with
Edited on Fri May-01-09 10:28 PM by carlyhippy
ice cream, potato chips, cokes, candy, fishing lures, fishing line, etc. It would take me 5 minutes in and out of the store, it would take him an hour.
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carlyhippy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 10:26 PM
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39. .
Edited on Fri May-01-09 10:27 PM by carlyhippy
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