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The Lone Liberal

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Thu Mar-11-04 12:33 AM
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I once had a girl from Radcliffe

Edited on Thu Mar-11-04 12:34 AM by The Lone Liberal

Sit on my lab as we drove across the Oakland Bay bridge. She ask me if I would cash a hundred dollar check for her. I declined for it didn’t seem comely for a solid relationship. Of course I in my jump boots and her in her woolen plaid clashed for that moment and I'm almost sure I saw her with a protest sign earlier that week. Over the years I have wondered, did she find someone to cash that check?

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ironflange

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Thu Mar-11-04 12:34 AM
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1. I thought this was going to be a limerick

Looking at that subject line.

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Beaker

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Thu Mar-11-04 09:30 AM
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7. me too...

although "nantucket" or "kansas city" might have more...intriguing...rhymes than "radcliffe".

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ZenLefty

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Thu Mar-11-04 09:35 AM
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8. Yeah, 'radcliffe's a toughie.

There once was a girl from Radcliffe,
Whose whole life was in a mad tiff,
One night she went out,
And decided to pout,
And then she jumped off a bad cliff.

:shrug: Best I could do. You?

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ironflange

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Thu Mar-11-04 10:55 AM
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9. LOL! Can't beat that!

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11 Bravo

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Thu Mar-11-04 11:05 AM
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10. There once was a girl from Radcliffe

who gave me erections quite stiff.
But she sat on my lab
And I thought, "That's too bad."
"Why the dog, I'm the one she should sleep wif."

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DieboldMustDie

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Thu Mar-11-04 01:05 AM
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2. Why was she sitting on your dog?

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greatauntoftriplets

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Thu Mar-11-04 07:54 AM
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3. In his jump boots, he once had a girl from Radcliffe

Edited on Thu Mar-11-04 08:01 AM by greatauntoftriplets

Sit on his his lap as they crossed a bridge in a jiff.
She asked him a $100 check to cash,
Which he found a bit brash,
And today wonders if that hippie protestor wanted to buy more spliff.

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matcom

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Thu Mar-11-04 07:58 AM
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4. i HATE IT when girls sit on my Lab!

that's just cruel

kind of like "wearing a green dress" you know

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The Lone Liberal

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Thu Mar-11-04 08:06 AM
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5. LOL Never, ever post anything late at night.

Edited on Thu Mar-11-04 08:12 AM by The Lone Liberal

I promise forthwith to never, ever to post anything late at night, or that contains any reference to our four-legged friends. One might make the case that a "b" is simply a "p" in another hemisphere.

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matcom

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Thu Mar-11-04 08:11 AM
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6. ssuuuuurrreeee likely excuse

next your gonna tell me you had a couple of drinks too!

*matcom - never ever never no way ever would he post drunk :D

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Richardo

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Thu Mar-11-04 11:10 AM
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11. A *real* green dress? Absolutely.

Now dijon ketchup - that's another matter... :D

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